THE WHO CAN SUCK A DICK IN HELL WITH NANCY PELOSI MUCHACHO
JUST YESTERDAY ROGER DALTRY CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, "WHEN MAY 28TH PASSES AND THIS SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN, LIKE ALL THE OTHER SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU PREDICTED, WILL YOU FINALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP?"
AND I SAID LISTEN HERE YOU LIMEY CUNT, I AIN'T GAY BUT I LEARNED ALL ABOUT DEMOCRACY SUCKLING AT THE TEAT OF ELON MUSK, A TRUE INTELLECTUAL
I WILL NOT FUCK OFF UNTIL I HAVE EARNED ENOUGH CRYPTOCURRENCY TO BUY A HOUSE BOAT
WHY DON'T YOU SUCK ON THAT SHITBALL WIZARD
I'M GONNA LIGHT THE BECONS AND CALL FOR AID LIKE GONDORHEA, MY SEMI PROFESSIONAL RETARD CAVALRY FROM CANADA IS RIDING STRAIGHT FROM RODAN TO BACK ME UP ON AMERICAN HISTORY. NO ONE KNOWS AS MUCH ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY AS SEMI PROFESSIONAL RETARDS FROM CANADA.
I DON'T GIVE NO FUCKS ABOUT BABA O'REILLY, GIMME BILL O'REILLY AND A COLD GLASS OF MY OWN PISS I SAVE AND DRINK BECAUSE 4 CHAN TOLD ME IT WAS THE SECRET TO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH AND FUCK OFF WITH ALL THEM OTHER SOYBOYS
YOU MUST HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF SOY IN YOUR DIET IF YOU THINK PETE TOWNSEND IS GONNA TELL ME HOW TA LIVE
THE WHO ARE LIARS, YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE ONE OF THEM IS NAMED KYLE MOON AND EVERYONE KNOWS THE MOON DOESN'T EXIST
THE REAL TITLE OF WHO'S NEXT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "WHO'S NEXT IN LINE FOR FORCED STERILIZATION AT THE FEMA DEATH CAMPS THAT WILL DEFINITELY EXIST NEXT WEEK, YOU CAN BET ON THAT, THIS IS ONLY THE 102TH AND SECOND TIME I'VE PREDICTED THAT WILL HAPPEN BUT THIS TIME IT DEFINITELY WILL" BUT THEY COULDN'T FIT ALL THAT ON AN ALBUM COVER