Gibson CEO fired - caught banging midget with a fender Strat in his office

[Deleted member 16554]

Fender Strat/midget part is (probably) not true lol…..but his ass got shit canned by the board and this is rig talk and I won’t get banned like on TGP

Cesar is taking over…board wants that money and JC was perhaps too consumer friendly?

https://www.premierguitar.com/gibson-guitar-ceo-transition

 

[creep66]

Good, maybe they will finally pay off Henry's coke debts, lower their prices, and get their shit together.

 

[Deleted member 16554]

Good, maybe they will finally pay off Henry's coke debts, lower their prices, and get their shit together.

Not while the private equity assholes are busy raping everybody in sight

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Fender Strat/midget part is (probably) not true lol…..but his ass got shit canned by the board and this is rig talk and I won’t get banned like on TGP

Cesar is taking over…board wants that money and JC was perhaps too consumer friendly?

https://www.premierguitar.com/gibson-guitar-ceo-transition

I liked your version better lol

 

[311boogieman]

I'm still not sure why they bought Mesa Boogie

 

[Deleted member 16554]

I'm still not sure why they bought Mesa Boogie

Vertical integration Private Equity bullshit that will undoubtedly backfire for the consumers!

 

[DrewJD82]

Vertical integration Private Equity bullshit that will undoubtedly backfire for the consumers!

I’m a bigger fan of horizontal integration of privates.

 

[311boogieman]

Gibson should have bought Marshall

 

[Exo-metal]

Marshall should have bought Mesa, that would have thrown everything into planetary chaos lol

 

[JackBootedThug]

Fender Strat/midget part is (probably) not true lol…..but his ass got shit canned by the board and this is rig talk and I won’t get banned like on TGP

Cesar is taking over…board wants that money and JC was perhaps too consumer friendly?

https://www.premierguitar.com/gibson-guitar-ceo-transition

would be awesome if true....

 

[RaceU4her]

theres a midget that walks around my town, i beep every time i see him

 

[JackBootedThug]

my bud has an awesome midget story....alas i'm too lazy to type...

 

[Beyond Black]

my bud has an awesome midget story....alas i'm too lazy to type...

I wanna hear it. Have your bud type it and then copy and paste it. Make it happen you lazy bastard.

 

[Deleted member 16554]

my bud has an awesome midget story....alas i'm too lazy to type...

Seriously dude we need a midget story

The most thought provoking midget story I heard recently was from watching the first tone talk episode with George Metropolous…he apparently went out partying with Reinhold Bogner and ended up in some LA alleyway drunk as a skunk…during the whole ordeal he remembered having a moment of clarity and realizing he was surrounded by some of the strangest people he had ever seen in addition to midgets and all he could say to himself was “I shouldn’t be here”

 

[rsm]

so, how many new Slash models should we expect?

 

[Deleted member 16554]

so, how many new Slash models should we expect?

They’re gonna be giving them away with the Slash by Gibson cologne

 

[glpg80]

Maybe he was caught drinking bud light?

 

[Dale B]

Maybe he was caught drinking bud light?

I saw absolutely no Bud Light in Costco today.

 

[napalmdeath]

Classic..

 

[ghosty999]

Nothing more rock n roll than a corporate reshuffling