An Atheist, a Evangelical, and a Flat Earther

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Tried a different AI site and got some better results. This one is slightly modified by...me.


An Atheist, an Evangelical, and a Flat Earther walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Well, this must be the start of a really interesting debate!" The Atheist says, "There's no debate, it's all just a matter of science and reason." The Evangelical says, "No, it's about having faith and trusting in a higher power." The Flat Earther interrupts and says, "Guys, can we please focus on the real issue at hand? Did you know the bar is actually flat, because if the Earth was a globe, then the bar would have be curved as well."

:dunno:
 
An Atheist, an Evangelical, and a Flat Earther walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of inter-dimensional joke?" The Atheist replies, "I don't believe in dimensions." The Evangelical says, "Well, I believe in the power of prayer. Let's pray for a round of drinks!" The Flat Earther chimes in, "Can we make that a flight of drinks? No such thing as a round of drinks."
 

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An Atheist, an Evangelical, and a Flat Earther walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of inter-dimensional joke?" The Atheist replies, "I don't believe in dimensions." The Evangelical says, "Well, I believe in the power of prayer. Let's pray for a round of drinks!" The Flat Earther chimes in, "Can we make that a flight of drinks? No such thing as a round of drinks."

That one is pretty good :hys:
 
OMG love this “flat-eartheaology”? Total bunch of regenerates ?

PS what I tell you about those extremisy Christians?
 
It'd be nice if Trump would just go on TikTok or whatever he's using now to make an official statement that the earth is actually round, people actually go to space and that Space Force is awesome.

It might clear up some confusion
You think it’s a MAGA thing?
 
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