Laugh Of The Day - Another Reverb'er With Delusions Of Grandeur

[Six Stringer]

WTF. It's probably got a 1.3mm thicker body with wood from what's believed to be from Noah's Ark and the fretboard stained with Hetfield's diarrhea. With COA and custom order build sheet for proof. I just messaged him and said if I was him I would hold on to it. In a 100 years or so he might get an even $30K.

 

[Warmart]

Saw that this am, maybe he entered an extra 9? Not familiar enough with this model to know if it's ESP or LTD, tbh.

 

[gbsmusic]

Thank you thank you thank you I was just about to push the Buy It Now button and then you said the fretboard is stained with Hetfield's diarrhea? I'm out!

 

[Six Stringer]

Thank you thank you thank you I was just about to push the Buy It Now button and then you said the fretboard is stained with Hetfield's diarrhea? I'm out!

So the stain might be a little faded. Turns out he licked most of the fretboard. You know . . . that DNA thing. It just did not improve his playing like he thought.

Then there's his user ID: Knob Fetish - This pretty much explains everything you need to know. I'm betting it's not a knob you turn with your fingers.

 

[Six Stringer]

Should I make this a poll? Yes, I shall add a Poll!

Sell it at $29,999.99 or hold out another 100 years for 30K?

 

[Arch Stanton]

He might just get that number, if he threw in a dozen eggs.

 

[Six Stringer]

He might just get that number, if he threw in a dozen eggs.

Only if he's got a COA for them.

 

[Six Stringer]

Some idiot offered me $13k for mine, so maybe shooting for the stars isn't such a bad idea?

Your thread was the inspiration for this one.

You changed your reply from "You salty bro? Too much sand in the 'ole vagina". You confusing me with someone else?

What should I ask for my IIC+'s or my Coli?

 

[DanTravis62]

What should I ask for my IIC+'s or my Coli?

As far as overrated collectible gear goes, Metallica superfans do take the cake, probably

 

[gbsmusic]

Here's James when he hit rock bottom. This must have been when they stained the fretboard huh? I know too much

 

[Devin]

Here's James when he hit rock bottom. This must have been when they stained the fretboard huh? I know too much

Thank god he has his jar of mayonaisse

 

[Arch Stanton]

Thank god he has his jar of mayonaisse

He's gonna need it, with all that chili.

 

[Six Stringer]

This is too funny. It only took 24 minutes to catch the fish.

 

[Juggernaut]

His name is Knob Fetish.... Read the comments and not a mention. C'mon guys, That low hanging fruit.

 

[Six Stringer]

I found two other Ass-Clowns:

 

[Arch Stanton]

As far as overrated collectible gear goes, Metallica superfans do take the cake, probably

Sad but true.

 

[RaceU4her]

I think we need a dedicated thread for reverb listings for people to get annoyed at

 

[Bram576]

Hahahaha these fuckin guys

 

[DanTravis62]

Sad but true.

OH HEYEAH HUARGH OH YEAAAHHHHHHHHUHHHH

 

[Techdeth]

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As far as overrated collectible gear goes, Metallica superfans do take the cake, probably

Metallica related inflation is real