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Wolfgang Led Zeppelin? Wolf Van Halen Responds to Latest Round of Accusations With Name-Change Poll​

The remaining options included "Wolfgang AC/DC, Wolfgang The Who, and Wolfgang Paul McCartney."


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Wolfgang Led Zeppelin? Wolf Van Halen Responds to Latest Round of Accusations With Name-Change Poll




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Wolf Van Halen addressed online accusations that he was taking advantage of a famous "band name" simply because he also carries the name Van Halen, after which he jokingly ran a survey about a possible surname change with the option "Wolfgang Led Zeppelin" ending as the winner.

The 32-year-old musician has really been put through the wringer for being Eddie Van Halen's son over the years, and the hate comments still seem to be flowing in.

In recent times, Wolf has been accused of faking his stellar performance of Van Halen classics at the Foo FIghters' Taylor Hawkins tribute concerts last year and that he "hated" his father's band because he refuses to play their songs on a regular basis (which, by the way, he doesn't want to do exactly so as not to ride on Eddie's coattails), but the most recent accusation definitely takes the cake.

At the risk of stating the obvious, it's worth noting that Wolf performs under Mammoth WVH and not "Wolfgang Van Halen', which makes the claim all the more absurd. The Twitter user wrote:

"If a person wants to make a name for themselves they wouldn’t take advantage of their famous father’s last name and band name.

"His father and uncle didn't have that. Everyone in the band didn't have that. Matter of fact, majority of current and former bands and singers didn't have that."
In a series of response tweets, Wolf wrote:
"Van Halen is literally my fucking name you grape.

"You guys understand Van Halen is literally a name. Like way before it was a band. Right? That good ol' American rock and roll you love so much was written by a Dutch immigrant named Edward Lodewik Van Halen, not some dude changing his name to sound cool and 'rock n roll' and shit?"

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No , they're talking about Wolfgang himself needs to change his name because he's using the last name "Van Halen" which isn't right according to twitter users even though his last name really is Van Halen he needs to change it to Wolfgang Led Zeppelin and all is good in the world again even though his last name isn't Led Zeppelin .
 
It just shows how many idiotic, shit people there are in the world. I remember a while back Wolfgang had that run-in with those douche canoes in One Direction.

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/wolfgang-van-halen-has-run-boy-band-one-direction
By all accounts, Wolfgang Van Halen has been having a ball on the road with Tremonti in recent weeks, filling in while his father recovers from emergency surgery following a severe bout of diverticulitis.

But it would appear that Wolfgang and his bandmates had an unpleasant run-in with the boy band One Direction at a hotel in England earlier this week.

Writing on Twitter, Wofgang said, "Fun fact: Was just insulted by that shitty boy band [One Direction] in the lobby of our hotel this morning!"

He would continue, "No joke. That ACTUALLY happened. That group of kids in One Direction were dickheads to [Eric Friedman], [Garrett Whitlock] and I. They must call themselves that because all of their hair points in #OneDirection."

Drummer Garrett Whitlock took the last word on the matter, Tweeting, "Had a run in with some boy band in the hotel lobby. No worries. I can't take a insult from someone who doesn't even write there own tunes."
 
No , they're talking about Wolfgang himself needs to change his name because he's using the last name "Van Halen" which isn't right according to twitter users even though his last name really is Van Halen he needs to change it to Wolfgang Led Zeppelin and all is good in the world again even though his last name isn't Led Zeppelin .


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Are you that linear?
PLX is being satirical by drawing a link between Wolfgang being fat, to VH’s prior band name being Mammoth.

Mammoth = large
Wolfgang is large, ergo
Wolfgang = Mammoth.
 
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