A battle of the Larrys

I'm not overweight (BMI = 24.4), have a blood pressure like a teenager (average 130/85), no heart problems, no diabetes - and I'm not impotent (I'm not allowed to become either, otherwise my teenage girlfriend will run away from me :D)
Teenage girlfriend? You're at least 72 and sicker than I even imagined. Does anyone have Interpol Germany's phone number?
 
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