Missed opportunity

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njshred

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My uncle died this year, and this never occurred to me. 😵‍💫

 

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No. Not with consent. You can donate your corpse for all sorts of stuff.

It's illegal to steal a corpse. You gotta get permission first.
Let me get this straight, you can't make a banjo out of turtle shell but you can make a guitar out of your nephew?

Hold on, I have to write an email to my nephew ........
 
Let me get this straight, you can't make a banjo out of turtle shell but you can make a guitar out of your nephew?
What's surprising about that? You'd get more time for killing an endangered species than you would for molesting someone's kid. "Justice".
 
As I’ve been told so much in OT that I ❤️ the cock, I’d donate mine to be turned into that nose boingy thing for when that spaghetti western, revival hits. I know there’s a young film scorer out there who also ❤️ the cock and would be honored.
 
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"Them Strings"

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Can't believe them strings are on me
Some say we're born to be played
I feel so alone
Gonna end up with them strings on my bones

Ugh! Ugh! UGHHH!!!!

I rise, this stolen corpse of mine
Empty coffin left at the crime scene
I feel so alone
Gonna end up with them strings on my bones

So confused, stable tuning holds true
I cry, dead but resting on nephew's thigh

I feel so alone
Gonna end up with them strings on my bones
I feel so alone
Gonna end up with them strings on my bones
I feel so alone
Gonna end up with them strings on my bones
 
....Oh, and welcome to 4 years ago:

Fuck, it’s like when YouTube keeps recommending 4-5 year old videos and you go to comment and suddenly remember you already commented on it 3 years ago 😂
 
Isn't that illegal?











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