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I'm sure people in warm US states say that, too. I could swear I've heard that line in lots of movies from the 80's/90's. Another: If cats can't be trained to stop being terrorists why don't we just send them to enemy countries?

speaking as somebody with 33 penises, 12 vaginas and 5,000 nipples, who gives a shit what they do

Parents inevitably call their kids 'little pieces of shit' behind their backs, so with that in mind, when I flush my #2 is that an abortion?

If you throw your meal up why can't you claim it against your taxes?

If your kink is falling down and hurting yourself, is every step you take on black ice a Freudian Slip?

It got dark And then it got bright Overhyped

I'm taking over for her. EAT UP MOTHER FUCKERS

WTF? Are you Nuno Bettencourt? (Yeah, fucking deal with that compliment)

I wanna start writing ragebait shit articles and publishing them online "Those exploding babies have gone TOO FAR!"

You swing way harder at right wingers than us lefties. Why?

There's a rumour going around on the street here that fentanyl burns faster than coke, so the addicts have switched to crack in hopes that they won't overdose (all the coke here is laced with fentanyl now). I dunno how accurate their assessment is, and I'm pretty damned worried, cuz now...

WTF Order from the US, mate. Us Colony men gotta have it!

The Keto Diet has gone too far!

I despise the Canadian Feds, dude. You'll never hear me defend them.

Maintaining my pipe is a horrendous pain in my ass and I do agree that this part is the real definer - if you don't want to spend that time maintaining the damned thing, you likely won't want to continue smoking pipes. My reasoning for pipe smoking is price first and foremost. I cannot afford...

Pipe tobacco is cheaper than cigars and cigarettes, even though its quality is graded as higher than cigarettes. Demand for pipe smoking has dropped so much that it has become a profoundly inexpensive niche. Because you live in the US, you'd pay even less for pipe tobacco than I would. No...

First smoke I ever had was a Captain Black Sweet Cherry Single. It was love at first light. Appalachian baccy states own my heart and lungs

I love America. Land of cheap wonderful tobacco I can get for fucking pennies on the dollar compared to Canada. I've been ordering Borkum Riff Cavendish Cherry and Amphora Full Aroma from a shop in CT for $8 US per pouch. The same pouch would cost me $80 Canadian on this side of the border...

That's good, can we smoke now?

Got a bicuspid pulled last week. Fuckin massive roots. Gonna use it as a guitar pick for punk music. Can't say it's inauthentic if I'm playing punk music with my own entrails! Named it "Lil Devil" cuz of them big horns and the fact that it gave me Hell for over 7 1/2 years. (Shattered...