Then there was the time blues legend and tone serpent "Slim" Shitman got himself a case of the chills. So i wrapped him in tin foil and set him behind the barn overnight. He was fine in the morning.
The ones we don't catapult could be dropped off a tall building into a dumpster waiting below. Bonus points if they land half way in and half way out of the dumpster.
I dated a young lady in the early 90s that said her boyfriend wrote a song about her and played it over the phone on acoustic with vocals. When she read me the lyrics, it was I Saw Red by Warrant. She then contacted her ex, and he said Warrant stole it from him.
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A friend of mine was recently hired to work for a company as a CNA. Even though she works 40+ hours a week, the company claims they don't have to provide her with health insurance because "technically" she works for the people she takes care of, not the company. I call bullshit. What do you...
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — Minnesota Senator Justin Eichorn was charged Wednesday with soliciting underage prostitution, but his charges are just the first that will emerge from Bloomington police's sting operation.
On Friday, the Bloomington Police Department (BPD) announced...
Other connections
The BCI reports mention a number of people connected to UND.
In a Tuesday message to the UND community, University President Andrew Armacost said he was sickened by Holmberg’s actions and “the inaction of those who had direct information about his misdeeds.”
“The...
FARGO — A Fargo businessman and former Republican lawmaker has acknowledged that federal agents interviewed him about former North Dakota Sen. Ray Holmberg, who traveled abroad with plans to sexually abuse children.
Jim Poolman, who chairs the University of North Dakota Alumni Association and...
FARGO — A former University of North Dakota entrepreneur said he cooperated with law enforcement in their investigation into a former North Dakota lawmaker who traveled abroad with plans to sexually abuse children.
Through his attorney, former UND Center for Innovation CEO Bruce Gjovig...