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Jazz III is life. No other pick will suffice.

I don't care what a man does to you in life, nothing is bad enough to justify getting your wang close enough to piss on someone's DiMarzios. Let alone if you opted for the dubbel kreemz. If you have to switch back to Bareknuckles from piss soaked DiMarzios, you can't play sultry neo soul...

Oh no, not a mark ass trick. Can't be no mark ass trick. I'd never be able to go out into public again if I simped for TGP.

Jeez people are so needy 😆

I wonder if TGP knows how much we bust their balls? 🤔

I'm taking my flamed maple Warrior. Not only does it look similar to modern style guitars like a Suhr, it has sweet a DiMarzio 36th Anniversary PAF set and gets only the sweetest toanz while also excelling at dorian and lydian phrases. Also, it's an expensive guitar, and we all know the most...

Neither do the guitars

Purple is just red and blue. Red for the fury at which you're gonna play tasty soulful licks in dorian or lydian, and blue for your blues influence.

My whole rack rig was/is Monster Cable. I bought all that new bulk cable to make my own right before I had to pack up and move, so I haven't got to build any of them yet. I will, one day, have much higher quality cable in my rig and pack the Monsters away for a rainy day.

...when you can get a whole bag of them for just a few bucks?

Monster and Planet Waves already did.

The crystal lattice of electrons running through tubes is what matters most.

Exactly. If you have it plugged in backwards, and using a light chorus effect, then the sine wave will be inversely proportional and tone will be all boogered up.

Well, I guess if the soul is black with hatred and sin then it's technically soul?

Ah, well as long as he's part of the Dubbel Kreem Krew then he gets a pass.

Someone bring the ban hammer. How dare he post not neo soul related content 😡

If your phrases aren't dorian or lydian, then get fuk'd.

Since the great undoing known as the riff warz are dead and created so much division, it is time for neo soul phrase warz. Phrases are different than riffs. Let us showcase our soulful phrases with tasty intervals instead of who can downtune and chug the fastest.

A Strandberg eh? I bet all 6 guys at your shows fight for the chance to suck your dick on the regular.

They better be DiMarzios