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    Riff Warz NowYou'rePlayingWithPower vs.....

    Your penis?
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    Riff Warz NowYou'rePlayingWithPower vs.....

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    Riff Warz NowYou'rePlayingWithPower vs.....

    Lisa’s 🍕 Pizza?… at the corner of Y st. and Daniel… Eating at the Y? 😜😂😏 Hey Lis, go ahead shoot me DM.
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    Riff Warz NowYou'rePlayingWithPower vs.....

    We need more threads like this… called it: 3 Dans and a Lisa… a gang bang.‼️
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    Riff Warz NowYou'rePlayingWithPower vs.....

    Cunt is my favorite word!!! Ever I especially like saying it 3/4 time.
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    Who's on you're Mount Rushmore of Metal

    What’s punk? What’s a true Scotsman? On a side note anyone having any weather/heat related tuning issues?
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    Who's on you're Mount Rushmore of Metal

    Metal is so much bigger than 4 presidents. Band synergy is not individualistic. And Sabbath didn’t really start anything that a grieving blues man of 1919 didn’t sing about. That being said to even get started, “metal” would need a definition… and we all know that’s not happening. Metal can be...
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    I suck with a metronome

    We don’t play on every beat in music, why would we on a metronome? Weaving is music. Space has to exist or it’s just machinery.
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    I suck with a metronome

    Here’s the same mistake everyone makes when playing with a metronome. The tempo set by the metronome is merely a SUGGESTION. 🛑 STOP - a) trying to use all the space by hitting on every click. Music doesn’t do that. Instead weave around the click, hit on every other click, or between clicks...
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    Trying to compare EVH and Randy Rhoads... Get real.

    Problem with players like Holdsworth is, they didn’t produce anything memorable. Something you could sing along with. The classical genre only goes so far in rock ‘n’ roll, ask Yngwie. The lions share of listeners want simple tasty licks, with with memorable lyrics to sing along to. Eddie...
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    Trying to compare EVH and Randy Rhoads... Get real.

    I know right!? Ed was so much better. Light years ahead.
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    Why Wood Matters | Rules of Tone: Episode 1 | PRS Guitars

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    Habba the slut.

    I agree… sounds like a male toenail painter to me.
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    Habba the slut.

    Sharvell Family reunion.
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    Strong hints that Van Halen 1 68 lead was just a slave amp and not the main amp.

    Or maybe it’s just the FACT that EVH was the motherfucking GOAT?! And everything he touched came out sounding like gold and dollar bills!!!! What you’re hearing is the sound of GREATNESS.
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    In honor of Ozzy…

    My wife sells these on her Etsy store. https://www.etsy.com/listing/4341859335/tribute-ozzy-glass-bead-bracelet?ref=share_v4_lx
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    Lack of OTC drama appreciation thread

    Blackberries are invasive AF! Makes great wine 🍷 but they’re weeds.
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    Lack of OTC drama appreciation thread

    You need blackberries? Come to Oregon… they’re literally everywhere.
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    How to hold a guitar

    They’re good people. I shop in the store all the time. Big selection!
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    How to hold a guitar

    @Robostyle … you’re an odd fella.
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