We are minus human offspring as well. When people ask if I have children, my response is "Yes, four legged ones".
Hold your ears @Laputan Machine , this might make you uncomfortable :D
I'm nowhere near liberal and call my dogs my kids and am unapologetically dysfunctional about them. Some people understand, some people don't which is fine.
Rocky Top- By anybody
The Chicken Dance 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm- Crash Test Dummies
Subpar guitar playing- Your's Truly
I also reserve the right to add to my list :cool: