I have thought long and hard on this. As your neo soul chops kimg, it is incumbent upon me to name a successor, though fruitful as my watch was. While I had an uneventful yet peaceful, lengthy reign as phrase lord, all good things must come to an end.
We had submissions from stalwart @Dan...
Guys, this thread has helped convince me to start my business. I will personally come pick up your amp, guitar, pedal, whatever, and take it wherever in the country you want it shipped to. Granted, this will be my full time business and I will need to logistically lay it out to make it...
Um, they're called phrases *in my most valley girl accent*
That pedal has way too many knobs and looks scary. I don't think my neo soul licks could shine through that. I need an adult!
The only explanation is that she is a whore, all other female performers in her genre are whores and dance like this and little girls eat it up and then grow up to want to emulate it. And you guys with kids empower it by allowing your kids to listen to and watch this shit.
As a side note, I...
While 7 strings, active pickups, and double locking wiggle sticks are the antithesis of neo soul phrases, that's a pretty damn good tone you have dialed in.
Ya know that saying "power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely"?
Well, since I have the crown and I get to choose who gets it this week, well I may just say I have the best submission and award it to myself 😈 lol