A dildo shaped like a cone?

[Kyrpajyra]

Where to buy? Asking for scientific purposes.

 

[JackBootedThug]

https://www.grainger.com/search/saf...&searchQuery=traffic+cone&sst=4&tv_optin=true

 

[Kyrpajyra]

https://www.grainger.com/search/saf...&searchQuery=traffic+cone&sst=4&tv_optin=true

Too big, can't fit

 

[Rogueleader]

Ted Nugent sells them these days. Come and take it. If you buy enough and send the dollars Uncle Peds way, maybe he can afford an artist who can accurately draw whatever gun related things his black dildo is supposed to be. You would think a real badass like him would be able to unambiguously convey whatever the fuck that is supposed to be, but I suppose he missed out learning firearm basics when he shit his pants to get out of military service.

Part of the proceeds go to the Republican party, because Ted loves hitting his GOP spot with his black dildos.

 

[Krull]

You may want to consult with the Secretary of Health for the perfect fit.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Too big, can't fit

sorry...just trying to help...

 

[japetus]

Just marry their daughter and let the fun begin.

 

[Monkey Man]

I'm guessing this thread was inspired by a Bogner one earlier today. Would you believe we received a report for the banter between members?

The report in its entirety:

"What’s this guys issue?"

If you'll excuse the pun, it would seem that my "trigger-happy reporting to the mods" thread has failed to achieve sufficient penetration.

 

[Kyrpajyra]

Just marry their daughter and let the fun begin.
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This movie still creeps me the fuck out.

I'm guessing this thread was inspired by a Bogner one earlier today. Would you believe we received a report for the banter between members?

The report in its entirety:

"What’s this guys issue?"

If you'll excuse the pun, it would seem that my "trigger-happy reporting to the mods" thread has failed to achieve sufficient penetration.

LOL

I'm actually conducting the scientific experiment for this exact reason.

 

[Monkey Man]

So IOW the Monkster's on-the-ball... just not on-the-dildo.

 

[japetus]

So IOW the Monkster's on-the-ball... just not on-the-dildo.

I always like kyrpajyras posts because I admire the mind of the Finnish. They are trolls by nature and I accept it.

 

[Kyrpajyra]

So IOW the Monkster's on-the-ball... just not on-the-dildo.

Well isn't the first step of conducting a scientific experiment base it on reality?

 

[japetus]

Well isn't the first step of conducting a scientific experiment base it on reality?

 

[JackBootedThug]

good ole earl....nice guy-very respectable, liked them boyz though....RIP....