Anyone want a free grill cloth?

Khoi

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I've had this roll laying around for a while after I used it to fix up an amp I got... and now I have no use for it, and I doubt I will in the future.

I believe it's the Bluesbreaker grill cloth, looks great!

here is it for size reference:

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and here is a close up

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and here it is on the JCM 800 I used it for

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All I ask is that you pay shipping

whoever tells me the funniest joke gets it. I'll pick someone by Sunday night :thumbsup:
 
what's the difference between a water bottle and a guy who jerks off horses?








































































Im not a water bottle.
 
You know why I think you're gay?
Because when Celine Dion was on TV I changed the channel and you said "no wait, go back"
 
You know why I think you're gay?
Because when I had my penis in your mouth, my balls on your chin, and my pubes were tickling your nose...you stroked my ear lovingly.
 
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day.

The daughter said to her mother,
'My hands are freezing cold.'

The mother replied,
'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,



'My hands are freezing cold.'

The girl replied,

'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up..

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said,

'My nose is cold .'

The girl replied

'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'

He did and warmed his nose.

The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,

'My penis is frozen solid.'

The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again,
and she asks,


'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Concerned the mother said,

'Why yes..... why do you ask?'

The daughter replies,

'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!
 
again with this":135ofpkw said:
~Abstract~":135ofpkw said:
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?








Anyone can roast beef.

OH that's bad... I just saw that joke on iCarly :LOL: :LOL: :yes:


A buddy told me that last week in the office. He got it on a fw:.

I was going to add my twist...but I didn't.


A: Anyone can roast beef without needing to go to the doctor.
 
myfoot":2l8iwrii said:
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day.

The daughter said to her mother,
'My hands are freezing cold.'

The mother replied,
'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,



'My hands are freezing cold.'

The girl replied,

'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up..

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said,

'My nose is cold .'

The girl replied

'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'

He did and warmed his nose.

The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,

'My penis is frozen solid.'

The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again,
and she asks,


'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Concerned the mother said,

'Why yes..... why do you ask?'

The daughter replies,

'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!


:LOL: :LOL: the funniest one so far

I'll pick at 12:00 AM EST
 
A man had a parrot that used to live in a whorehouse. The owner brought it to the SPCA where it was adopted by a young man. Before it was sold, they warned him that it talked dirty and when it did to just put it in the refrigerator for a few minutes and it would stop.

So he takes the bird home and a few days later he has a date over his house. As they're getting cozy together, the girl hears "Let me feel your tits" so she proceeds to slap the man across the face. He runs in the other room, puts the bird in the fridge for a few minutes and comes back out.

A few minutes later, the girl hears again "Let me feel your tits?". She slaps the man again and storms out of the house. The man gets so mad, he puts the bird in the freezer this time. as he sat in the freezer shivering he looked over at the frozen turkey and said "Holy shit what did you do, ask for a blow job?".

:LOL: :LOL: Best I got.
 
Three women - One engaged, one married, and one a mistress - are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....
That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and masked eyes.
After a few days they meet again...

The engaged girlfriend:'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12cm stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'... Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night.

The married one: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night.I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes...My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: 'Hi Batman, what's for dinner?'
 
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem, it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty five," she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? ...that's amazing."
 
Just found some on /b/...lols incoming...

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

You hit her



Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
No?
Neither have they.



what's brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr. dre
 
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
 
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