Are y'all shit faced blowing off fireworks already

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I hate what this holiday turned into.
Bunch of drunks lightning off fireworks.

Then leaving the debris for all the neighbors to clean up.

I can bet a good majority don't know the 4th was not the end of the war. Nor the beginning.

It was already raging on over a year by then.

Most of the delegates didn't sign the declaration until late August.

2 were signed by proxy as they were unable to make it to Philly.

Families split in half each taking the other side.

The 20,000 that suffered in died in prison ships in a Brooklyn harbor.

Many of their remains entombed
at Ft. Greene park memorial


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Also took another 2 yrs after Yorktown to put an end to it.

think about what went on as you're running away from your M80s and aerial bombs with your bud light in one hand

Another tidbit. We didn't kick anyones ass. Was a war of attrition. King George couldn't afford to fight it any longer.
Logistically or monetarily

He was already half bankrupted from the French and Indian war 20 yrs earlier.

So think about this before you slide your hand up your wifes pantys tonight looking to show off your drunkardness
 
Haven't been into the "fireworks" thing for a long time.

I do enjoy the grilling & chilling part !

:cheers:
 
I hate what this holiday turned into.
Bunch of drunks lightning off fireworks.

Then leaving the debris for all the neighbors to clean up.

I can bet a good majority don't know the 4th was not the end of the war. Nor the beginning.

It was already raging on over a year by then.

Most of the delegates didn't sign the declaration until late August.

2 were signed by proxy as they were unable to make it to Philly.

Families split in half each taking the other side.

The 20,000 that suffered in died in prison ships in a Brooklyn harbor.

Many of their remains entombed
at Ft. Greene park memorial


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Also took another 2 yrs after Yorktown to put an end to it.

think about what went on as you're running away from your M80s and aerial bombs with your bud light in one hand

Another tidbit. We didn't kick anyones ass. Was a war of attrition. King George couldn't afford to fight it any longer.
Logistically or monetarily

He was already half bankrupted from the French and Indian war 20 yrs earlier.

So think about this before you slide your hand up your wifes pantys tonight looking to show off your drunkardness
Sounds like your wife needs to slide her hand into your panties tonight you frustrated Debbie Downer you. Happy Fourth, BUT DON’T HAVE ANY FUN !!! And another thing, GET OFF MY LAWN !!!
 
I hate what this holiday turned into.
Bunch of drunks lightning off fireworks.

Then leaving the debris for all the neighbors to clean up.

I can bet a good majority don't know the 4th was not the end of the war. Nor the beginning.

It was already raging on over a year by then.

Most of the delegates didn't sign the declaration until late August.

2 were signed by proxy as they were unable to make it to Philly.

Families split in half each taking the other side.

The 20,000 that suffered in died in prison ships in a Brooklyn harbor.

Many of their remains entombed
at Ft. Greene park memorial


View attachment 220630


Also took another 2 yrs after Yorktown to put an end to it.

think about what went on as you're running away from your M80s and aerial bombs with your bud light in one hand

Another tidbit. We didn't kick anyones ass. Was a war of attrition. King George couldn't afford to fight it any longer.
Logistically or monetarily

He was already half bankrupted from the French and Indian war 20 yrs earlier.

So think about this before you slide your hand up your wifes pantys tonight looking to show off your drunkardness

Broken clock effect.
 
Point of order:

Shouldn't it be "setting off fireworks" or "blowing up fireworks"... not "blowing off" ?

"Blowing off" is what New Guy is doing behind a Waffle House dumpster right now.
 
Point of order:

Shouldn't it be "setting off fireworks" or "blowing up fireworks"... not "blowing off" ?

"Blowing off" is what New Guy is doing behind a Waffle House dumpster right now.
There aren’t any Waffle Houses here pal. And I’m not your father.
 
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