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[japetus]

Everyone rejoice. The Covid era is now ending. Now, it is time for war. In other news, chocolate rations were raised to twenty grams a week. Only yesterday, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Two great news stories in one day!

 

[jp1seattle]

I’m laughing but also should be crying because it’s true. Covid is DONE!!

 

[SQUAREHEAD]

Darn, there goes my Pfizer stock

 

[Metalhex]

Yep I said the same thing, they gotta start a war now to keep the fear mongering going