Cocaine Bear

[BeZo]

Super pumped to go see Cocaine Bear on opening weekend tonight. Anyone else going to go see the movie based on the true story of Pablo Escobear?

 

[javashred]

How was it?

 

[BeZo]

Amazing. The perfect balance of blood and humor.

 

[Arch Stanton]

I'm holding out for "Cocaine Shark".

 

[BeZo]

I'm holding out for "Cocaine Shark".

Is that based on a true story also?

 

[Arch Stanton]

Is that based on a true story also?

I sure hope so.

 

[Monkey Man]

I think it is IIRC.

Probably very-loosely-based.

 

[Arch Stanton]

 

[Monkey Man]

If only it were real.

That said, considering the number of B-movie shark fillums that've been made (hundreds?), it shouldn't be too long.

 

[BeZo]

If only it were real.

That said, considering the number of B-movie shark fillums that've been made (hundreds?), it shouldn't be too long.

I think bear movies are the new shark movies. I've already seen two this year. I saw Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey the week prior. There was something oddly satisfying about watching a demented bear whip Christopher Robin with Eeyore's tail to torture him for leaving him to rot in the Hundred Acre Woods. That, and the topless girl being fed into a wood chipper are worth the price of admission. The childhood classic is all grown up now.