cookie butter

JackBootedThug":185awu7d said:
this stuff is da devil-

https://www.lotusbiscoff.com/en-us/prod ... kie-butter
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Hey Bootie, you must have a death wish bro, the stuff looks great but it'll kill old kunts like you quick smart. :thumbsdown:

I could finish the jar in a single sitting as I'm a shovel nosed crane for this sweet shit. No wonder my gas tank is fucked, way too much fat around the heart & lungs I suspect. I'm not even that heavy at 160 pounds but internally I'm a fat kunt it appears. :no: :no:

Oh, to be 25 again and be able to eat anything without a worry except for blocking the shitter the next morning. :thumbsup:

Hold your wife down and do it, she'll love it bro! ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
i never heard of this shit before. damn...what have I been missing out on? only 2 grams of protein per serving so it has no redeeming qualities at all.
 
WGAF":9t3kop3e said:
JackBootedThug":9t3kop3e said:
this stuff is da devil-

https://www.lotusbiscoff.com/en-us/prod ... kie-butter
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Hey Bootie, you must have a death wish bro, the stuff looks great but it'll kill old kunts like you quick smart. :thumbsdown:

I could finish the jar in a single sitting as I'm a shovel nosed crane for this sweet shit. No wonder my gas tank is fucked, way too much fat around the heart & lungs I suspect. I'm not even that heavy at 160 pounds but internally I'm a fat kunt it appears. :no: :no:

Oh, to be 25 again and be able to eat anything without a worry except for blocking the shitter the next morning. :thumbsup:

Hold your wife down and do it, she'll love it bro! ;) ;) ;) ;)
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your right....i'll ambush her when she gets out of the shower... :yes:
 
JackBootedThug":3e4lgspz said:
WGAF":3e4lgspz said:
JackBootedThug":3e4lgspz said:
this stuff is da devil-

https://www.lotusbiscoff.com/en-us/prod ... kie-butter
Click to expand...

Hey Bootie, you must have a death wish bro, the stuff looks great but it'll kill old kunts like you quick smart. :thumbsdown:

I could finish the jar in a single sitting as I'm a shovel nosed crane for this sweet shit. No wonder my gas tank is fucked, way too much fat around the heart & lungs I suspect. I'm not even that heavy at 160 pounds but internally I'm a fat kunt it appears. :no: :no:

Oh, to be 25 again and be able to eat anything without a worry except for blocking the shitter the next morning. :thumbsup:

Hold your wife down and do it, she'll love it bro! ;) ;) ;) ;)
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your right....i'll ambush her when she gets out of the shower... :yes:
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Yes yes, toss that salad right out of the shower ! I toss my wife’s salad once every few weeks just like that, but I’m a sick fuck lol.
 
paulyc":6symrqmf said:
Yes yes, toss that salad right out of the shower ! I toss my wife’s salad once every few weeks just like that, but I’m a sick fuck lol.
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But the REAL question is, what salad dressing does she taste like. (asking for a friend of course) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
paulyc":rmklvwim said:
A dirty penny lol
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Sounds bad but I can't say I've ever tasted a dirty penny BUT, I get the idea.

In my circles we call it a little gamey! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
Not bad really. It’s only the first lick that tastes that way. After that it doesn’t really taste like anything. Lol
 
paulyc":fx2080y6 said:
Not bad really. It’s only the first lick that tastes that way. After that it doesn’t really taste like anything. Lol
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You dirty mutha, you'd drink from the piss trough by the sounds of it.

:hys: :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys:

BTW: I'm sure your wife is a saint. She'd have to be to keep you around bro. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
Not drinking from the piss trough, no lol and yes, my wife puts up with a lot, but so do I. As you said, anything that bleeds for 7 days a month and doesn’t die IS EVIL. LOL
 
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