Democrats vow to arrest as many political opponents as it takes to defeat fascism

[Mr. Willy]

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-fight-fascism-by-arresting-political-opponents

 

[jaxadam]

Is anyone gonna tell him?

 

[ccn]

Is anyone gonna tell him?

I think he knows .

 

[ccn]

AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE.

LOL

CNN: 'Our Ratings Are Only Tanking Because Trump Is Killing Off Viewers By The Millions'

ATLANTA, GA - CNN host Brian Stelter blamed President Trump for the network's falling ratings Sunday, accusing the president of killing millions upon millions of people that otherwise might have tuned into CNN.

"If Trump weren't killing off most of America by the millions, we'd still have a pretty solid viewer base," Stelter bellowed at the three viewers watching Reliable Sources. "Airports, lobbies, waiting rooms, and gas station pumps are now playing CNN to absolutely no one, since Trump has killed them all."

A guest on Stelter's show suggested that Trump has killed more people than Hitler, Mao, and Stalin put together, and Stelter had to agree. "I'd probably put his death count at somewhere near 7.7 billion," he said after doing some simple math on one of those giant novelty calculators he keeps handy for such an occasion. "We can't overstate the damage this president has done to this once-great news station."

 

[Diary of a Axeman]

It's crimes that they are prosecuting, not politics .
It is way beyond politics now.

 

[JackTheBear]

It's crimes that they are prosecuting, not politics .
It is way beyond politics now.

? Brought to you by Vaxxman, The Demented Tinfoil Komunist KKKlown?
??????

 

[ccn]

It's crimes that they are prosecuting, not politics .
It is way beyond politics now.

Oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Mr. Willy]

Is anyone gonna tell him?

Satire?? Nooooo!!!! No way!!

 

[jaxadam]

So someone finally told him.

 

[Mr. Willy]

So someone finally told him.

What? No! You’re kidding! I had absolutely no idea that was a satire site AT ALL.

Apparently someone needs to tell you. ; )

 

[jaxadam]

Apparently someone needs to tell you. ; )

Tell me what?

 

[psychodave]

It's crimes that they are prosecuting, not politics .
It is way beyond politics now.

Hey, when are you going to post a video clip of your playing?

 

[Inbred Beta Redneck]

 

[Nevets]

That Babylon Bee.....they're so funnie!

 

[Diary of a Axeman]

Trump's inturn's lap top, at the Save America Pact, has more Classified Material of National Security matters.
Special Prosecuter, Jack Smith has got more legitamate ammon than the Prosecuter, Ken Starr had on Bill Clinton .

Things Trump could sell the Chinese or Russians, in exchange for Political Amnesty from American Justice.

Hunter's laptop .... is nothing in comparison.

Tis' the SEASON OF PROSECUTION

 

[Findthetone1]

Trump's inturn's lap top, at the Save America Pact, has more Classified Material of National Security matters.
Special Prosecuter, Jack Smith has got more legitamate ammon than the Prosecuter, Ken Starr had on Bill Clinton .

Things Trump could sell the Chinese or Russians, in exchange for Political Amnesty from American Justice.

Hunter's laptop .... is nothing in comparison.

Tis' the SEASON OF PROSECUTION

Peace be with you.

 

[ccn]

 

[FokenBusker]

Tis' the SEASON OF PROSECUTION

Thank goodness, I was so bored by the season of treason

 

[Diary of a Axeman]

Thank goodness, I was so bored by the season of treason

Trump is a blessing for Democrats and especially in 2024 .

 

[FokenBusker]

Trump is a blessing for Democrats and especially in 2024 .

Thank goodness, hopefully it makes up for 2016.