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Topless guitar lessons (Atlanta)
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Date: 2009-04-21, 10:05AM EDT
For some unexplainable reason, boobs are the best things in the world. They cheer me up when I am down, and I spend the better part of my life hoping to catch a glimpse of them. That's just the way men are wired. Back when I was in college, boob showings were plentiful. Now...not so much.
This will seem odd. I am in a happy, committed relationship, so I only get to see one pair of boobs nowadays. But men need variety. I don't mean sexually, just visually. Seeing other boobs makes me happy.
I am also a heck of a guitar player, and I have given lessons for years. So here's the deal. I am offering free guitar lessons to females. No money involved, but you will play topless during our lesson. There will be no hanky-panky or anything beyond that. You are welcome to have some strong dude there as well who could beat the crap out of me if I tried, so long as he is cool with the topless thing.
Also, the free/topless offer only goes for attractive, not overly fat females. Seeing fat girls topless does not make my day better. Fat girls are welcome to take guitar lessons, but you have to pay just like any dudes. If interested, send me a little information about yourself and a picture (clothed) that shows more than your face. I don't want to offer free lessons because you have an attractive face, and then come to find out you weigh 200 lbs when we meet. That would be awkward, and I don't want to be a jerk.
This is a great opportunity for reasonably attractive, financially strapped women (or exhibitionists) who are comfortable with how they look. If you respond to this ad, you will not be the first. I can get you playing your favorite songs in no time for free!
Location: Atlanta
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