For those seeking to hire a clown for their birthday or special event

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We have several primo acts offering discount services to the members of the forum.

@RGX_Custom aka Turdeau the clown is an actual resident of Clownada and puts on a show where he runs himself over with his own Tesla while smashing very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Quite an act!

@jdel77 aka Snobby the clown wears extra large clown shoes and pretends he is better than you and your party guests because of the size of his clown shoes and the stamps in his passport. Then he smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Also quite a show.

@shar-vell Dan aka Fatso the clown is a dildo juggler who simultaneously does neat tricks riding a hand truck while shrieking incoherently about Donald Trump. He closes his act by tapping on a steel social security card like it means something and then smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. His act is more suitable for AARP aged children.

Book your favorite act today or get a discount and complimentary set of clown shoes by hiring all three in an amazing package deal..HONK HONK HONK

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VonBonfire said:
We have several primo acts offering discount services to the members of the forum.

@RGX_Custom aka Turdeau the clown is an actual resident of Clownada and puts on a show where he runs himself over with his own Tesla while smashing very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Quite an act!

@jdel77 aka Snobby the clown wears extra large clown shoes and pretends he is better than you and your party guests because of the size of his clown shoes and the stamps in his passport. Then he smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Also quite a show.

@shar-vell Dan aka Fatso the clown is a dildo juggler who simultaneously does neat tricks riding a hand truck while shrieking incoherently about Donald Trump. He closes his act by tapping on a steel social security card like it means something and then smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. His act is more suitable for AARP aged children.

Book your favorite act today or get a discount and complimentary set of clown shoes by hiring all three in an amazing package deal..HONK HONK HONK

🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
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:hys::hys::hys::hys::hys::hys::hys::hys::hys::hys:
OMG I'm dying here. Gold, brother.
 
Well isn’t this a nice list. Just glad that again, I didn't make it on it.
 
VonBonfire said:
You being triggered by Trump is the funniest, most ironic part seeing as how you are basically a clown world "conservative". :LOL: 🤡 🤡 🤡 :LOL:
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That's the thing I'm not triggered at all. I'm just watching his "art of the deal" and laughing.
 
VonBonfire said:
We have several primo acts offering discount services to the members of the forum.

@RGX_Custom aka Turdeau the clown is an actual resident of Clownada and puts on a show where he runs himself over with his own Tesla while smashing very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Quite an act!

@jdel77 aka Snobby the clown wears extra large clown shoes and pretends he is better than you and your party guests because of the size of his clown shoes and the stamps in his passport. Then he smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Also quite a show.

@shar-vell Dan aka Fatso the clown is a dildo juggler who simultaneously does neat tricks riding a hand truck while shrieking incoherently about Donald Trump. He closes his act by tapping on a steel social security card like it means something and then smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. His act is more suitable for AARP aged children.

Book your favorite act today or get a discount and complimentary set of clown shoes by hiring all three in an amazing package deal..HONK HONK HONK

🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
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Someone check his medical bracelet, please.
The Byzantine fuckwit is having a stroke.
 
Thumbpicker said:
That's the thing I'm not triggered at all. I'm just watching his "art of the deal" and laughing.
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Meh, it’s a bit early to laugh. It’s not anywhere near over and he has over 100 written statements of commitment to his terms from various countries. I’m sure he knew who the biggest holdouts would be. We’ll see how it plays out. If he gets 80 % of what he wants, wouldn’t you agree that in any other venture in life that would be considered a success?
 
VonBonfire said:
We have several primo acts offering discount services to the members of the forum.

@RGX_Custom aka Turdeau the clown is an actual resident of Clownada and puts on a show where he runs himself over with his own Tesla while smashing very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Quite an act!

@jdel77 aka Snobby the clown wears extra large clown shoes and pretends he is better than you and your party guests because of the size of his clown shoes and the stamps in his passport. Then he smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. Also quite a show.

@shar-vell Dan aka Fatso the clown is a dildo juggler who simultaneously does neat tricks riding a hand truck while shrieking incoherently about Donald Trump. He closes his act by tapping on a steel social security card like it means something and then smashes very expensive Biden era eggs on his face. His act is more suitable for AARP aged children.

Book your favorite act today or get a discount and complimentary set of clown shoes by hiring all three in an amazing package deal..HONK HONK HONK

🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
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well, expect more new clowns from TGP...


Family Guy - Out Of Work Clowns on Make a GIF



to come here...


Family guy - Dozens of Clowns, One Small Green Car on Make a GIF
 
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