Variable
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Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen a post about this, and I'm curious what sort of "fun" some of the guys who gig regularly might be having.
-Russ
-Russ
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jessexxx
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all i get is the crazy stalker types....and i have found that crazy bitches are terrible lays!...they just stare at ya when your boinking them....so all ya can do is doggy,.(to avoid the crazy glare stare!)..then they never leave...!!!...
they dont even clean my house!!
and they cry alot!
sorry dude...i know ya was looking for the super hot caligula under the stage aka. def leppard kinda stories...
they dont even clean my house!!
and they cry alot!
sorry dude...i know ya was looking for the super hot caligula under the stage aka. def leppard kinda stories...
headlessdeadguy
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jessexxx":1sck4ujk said:
GtrWiz
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only real one I have became my wife, so nothing interesting to say there...
thiswaythatway
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jessexxx":2em3bjd3 said:
Being married and having a 1 month old i shouldn't participate in these threads anymore, but needless to say, the one's i knew acted MUCH different than the one's you describe.
Just think of the scene in the movie Wedding Crashers when the hot little red head is whipping her hair around.
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jcj
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Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me........
I never thought this would happen to me........
rupe
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Ok, I'll play. The time is the mid-90's and I'm the guitar player in a funk band in State College, PA (that's a whole different story 
). At a particularly hoppin' gig, this super hot chick starts dancing right in front of the stage. As a few songs go by, she's getting more and more animated...to the point where an area has cleared out around her to let her do her thing (although there was no pole, I'm guessing that she was a stripper by the way she moved...and by what followed 
). We then launch in to "Brick House" and the chick goes wild. She's dancing like she's possessed...both standing and crawling all over the floor. Then it happens...she lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air, and then spreads them. Yes, there was nothing on underneath the mini-skirt...it was a classic "Beaver Hunt" moment. It wasn't just a brief shot either, she actually layed there essentially dry humping the "air" in front of us and touching herself provocatively 
At that point, I was nearly stampeded by the horn section who were trying to get a better view Unfortunately, some of the others in the crowd didn't appreciate this show as much as the band did, and she was booted by the bouncers...bummer! I was hoping to see her at a future gig but she never showed up again 
I have a few more cool stories but that one is my favorite
). At a particularly hoppin' gig, this super hot chick starts dancing right in front of the stage. As a few songs go by, she's getting more and more animated...to the point where an area has cleared out around her to let her do her thing (although there was no pole, I'm guessing that she was a stripper by the way she moved...and by what followed ). We then launch in to "Brick House" and the chick goes wild. She's dancing like she's possessed...both standing and crawling all over the floor. Then it happens...she lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air, and then spreads them. Yes, there was nothing on underneath the mini-skirt...it was a classic "Beaver Hunt" moment. It wasn't just a brief shot either, she actually layed there essentially dry humping the "air" in front of us and touching herself provocatively At that point, I was nearly stampeded by the horn section who were trying to get a better view Unfortunately, some of the others in the crowd didn't appreciate this show as much as the band did, and she was booted by the bouncers...bummer! I was hoping to see her at a future gig but she never showed up again I have a few more cool stories but that one is my favorite
Jordon
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jessexxx":1a4mddda said:
That's what I've found. I try to stay away from the groupies because I don't need my girlfriend finding out about them...and that has always come to bite me in my ass.
rupe":1a4mddda said:Ok, I'll play. The time is the mid-90's and I'm the guitar player in a funk band in State College, PA (that's a whole different story
I have a few more cool stories but that one is my favorite
Nice, but did you put it in her? And by "it" I mean a full wine bottle bottom-first. She's not a real groupie unless she lets you violate her with bottles of alcoholic liquid.
stephen sawall
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Drugs and sex have taken a toll on me ?
Most of my experiences with women comes down to them following me around till they give themselves a title.
In the 80's I was with Dena. She was the one who picked up all the girls. She was much better at it than me. I tend to be rude or appear that way when I drink to many. I have never been shy but half the women I have sleep with were in that 2 years.
The girl I have been with on and off for 20 years is a better lay. She dumped me again. I think it was Thursday ? I think I need a break anyway.
I guess saying these girls were groupies would be polite. Towels on fire, cocaine, thrown out of hotels and it just gets worse. I had some fun but more nightmares.
Most of my experiences with women comes down to them following me around till they give themselves a title.
In the 80's I was with Dena. She was the one who picked up all the girls. She was much better at it than me. I tend to be rude or appear that way when I drink to many. I have never been shy but half the women I have sleep with were in that 2 years.
The girl I have been with on and off for 20 years is a better lay. She dumped me again. I think it was Thursday ? I think I need a break anyway.
I guess saying these girls were groupies would be polite. Towels on fire, cocaine, thrown out of hotels and it just gets worse. I had some fun but more nightmares.
billm408
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I'm losing my faith in the "sex, drugs & rock n roll" culture.
Where are the rockstar stories? Tour bus memories? Backstage trains?
Youth is wasted on the wrong people!
Where are the rockstar stories? Tour bus memories? Backstage trains?
Youth is wasted on the wrong people!
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bartmcartman
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jessexxx said:
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ranalli
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bartmcartman":2avp2rbk said:
LOL!!!
That stuff really happens. At a wedding I was at a friend of mine hooked up with the cousin of groom. After they were done she crept to the bathroom of the hotel room they were "borrowing" for the time being, pulled an Ozzy Osbourne, then smeared poo all over the walls.
WTF??
Why do chicks do that stuff?
Jordon
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ranalli":2f06mo2b said:
Cause they're really crazy.
PeteLaramee
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This sums it up right here.bartmcartman":32udrwgn said:
One of the chics gets banged under the bumper pool table while the other has a gang bang of blowjobs and assfucking in another room...and after all is said and done the gang-bangee starts crying and says, "now you guys all must think I'm a slut!?!?" And that's just one night a few girls showed up at rehearsal. At our gigs in the 80s & 90s my brother (our drummer) would bang fat chics by the handfull.
Szar
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PeteLaramee":22xqfu5s said:This sums it up right here.bartmcartman":22xqfu5s said:
And that's just one night a few girls showed up at rehearsal. At our gigs in the 80s & 90s my brother (our drummer) would bang fat chics by the handfull.
Fat-bottomed girls make the Rock 'n' Roll world go round!
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Anonymous
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Lots of em....in the 80's early 90's...I don't think it's the same anymore or even remotely close to what it was back then but..I haven't gigged in about 7-8 years so....WTFDOINO???
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vinceh
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Being a guitar player in a band in the 80's rocked!
No shortage of "Tail".
No shortage of "Tail".
bstaley
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The late 80's and early 90's were insane to be a guitarist.
I'm married now so I better keep my stories to myself and not on a public forum for the world to see.
I'm married now so I better keep my stories to myself and not on a public forum for the world to see.
Variable
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GtrWiz":2x6m20ck said:
That's actually pretty cool, if you ask me