You're not unhinged because your hinges were blown apart this morning FOR GOOD.
Meds, meds AND more meds for you young man.
You say you're from Kentucky? Well, some horse has ridden the Derby over the line & ended up hard in your ass.
I can see its hoofs poking out of your mouth still. We could call you sulky, maybe?
It's the ONLY thing that makes sense why you're a whack job.