Guitar terms / shit that drives you nuts

[Stumplegriltskin]

THIS

Free setup. Professionally set-up and inspected by our tech.

BULLSHIT

 

[Tone Monster]

An amp that sounds cheewy.

 

[JerEvil]

• Organic
• Woody
• Brutal
• Harmonically complex
• Open

I will always LOVE "Haunting Mids" though...

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

• Organic
• Woody
• Brutal
• Harmonically complex
• Open

I will always LOVE "Haunting Mids" though...

How about "Saggy bottom end"

I know a few women like that.

 

[RedB4Black]

Tone for days

 

[Salos]

Gain on tap

 

[legend71]

Low hours on tubes

Smoke free studio

 

[Chubtone]

Tone is in the fingers.

 

[evhfan]

^^^this...if tone were in the fingers we'd be playing Pignose amps and sounding incredible

 

[messenger]

^^^this...if tone were in the fingers we'd be playing Pignose amps and sounding incredible

https://youtu.be/D9v5e1TTwts

 

[squank]

New Axe-FX firmware update. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

 

[sytharnia1560]

plays like buttah

 

[TrueTone500]

- Brilliant
- Genius
- Kills
- Scooped
- Br00tz

 

[Oblivion DC]

Cone cry
Crystal lettuce

 

[Badronald]

On multiple occasions I've heard guys say "any serious/real guitar player has a Les Paul".

Uh huh, sure they do.

Or......

This (insert any piece of gear) kicks the SH&% out of everything else.

Uh huh, sure it does.

I heard a guy once say..........

"Stevie Vai is all smoke and mirrors"

Uh huh, you're dumb.

 

[neilli]

Virtually unique

 

[longfxukxnhair]

I dont know if this counts or if Im to picky. It bothers me when I see a ad that Says Gibson Epihone Les Paul and ESP LTD

 

[messenger]

I heard a guy once say..........

"Stevie Vai is all smoke and mirrors"

Uh huh, you're dumb.

LOL

 

[amiller]

Jeff Beck...Guitar Shop lyrics:

Pre-amp pro sound performance
Groove tube
Killer caps
Pure Strat Cat
Patch in
Dangerous distortion
Serious sustain

Slinky, super slinky
Boomers double ball ends
It'll faze, it'll flange, it'll fuzz
It's fast it's flexible
Just feel those frets

A simulated cone filter
For steroizing a mono source
It's got scaled down Strat style body
With a feel of a Les Paul

Deep cutaways and no pick guard
And a couple of humbuckers
Full shred

Stiff neck brass nut and an ebony finger board
Ball's Deluxe

 

[andross182]

• Organic
• Woody
• Brutal
• Harmonically complex
• Open

I will always LOVE "Haunting Mids" though...

Brilliant! I'd like to add the following...

-Smooth as Silk
-Effortless
-Tonewood
-Resonant