Hilarious band names thread

[colimofsmoke]

Post the funniest band names youve heard or joke ones you made up.

I'll start. These aren't real band names but I wish they were. From a joke band name making up sesh after band practice the other day:

Vampire Prosthetic
Penetration Casualty
Homo Emanator
Thongripper

 

[chunktone]

Some of the ones I remember from the old Seattle scene.

Dickless-all girl punk band
rhino humpers
Sweaty nipples
Barking Spiders

 

[Chris6870]

Barney Rubble and the cunt stubble. They go by 'The Stubbles' now

 

[srommes]

The Vicious Fishes

 

[dainbramage0]

I once played in a band called "Anal Spewicide"

Try sayin that with a straight face

 

[rupe]

A few that I remember from back in the day:
Cunning Runts
Christ on a Stick
The Earthquakers (classic rock cover band who dressed up like Amish folk)
Stalactite Boogers

 

[DET1973]

Buster Hymen and The Penatrators it was a local Ska/Punk Band that my friend played in.

 

[dfrattaroli]

Sexual Chocolate

 

[Lance-a-not]

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[Gainfreak]

Bands that Ive seen or heard of:

Anal Sap Suckers.........A.S.S for short.
They used to come out in diapers and sing songs about ass and poop LMFA
They did a cover of welcome to the Jungle but it was welcome to my A** hole.
They had a song called "The shit is going to hit the fan" and they used to throw pudding into a fan and splatter the audiance

Endangered feces.

Pete moss and the fertilisers
BTWX (Bite the wax Godhead)
Foam Rubber Mexican.
Los Lawn Boys.
Ethyl Mertz
And Barny Rubble and the Cunt stuble used to play here as well lol !!

And for fun

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/q ... yband.html

 

[Enjolras56]

All female band in L.A.
COCKPIT!

 

[Gearhog]

Mustard plug, Jehovah's Waitresses.

 

[IndyWS6]

Phil Dirt and the Dozers (a real band)

 

[mentoneman]

Joe Buck yourself
Postage Due
My Little Pony

 

[prsguitars1]

Rape Soda
Tom and Jerrycurl(acoustic duo I was in)
Pepto Dismal
Backfat Junkies
The Turd Reich
Strep Scrote
Scrotum Pole
Furious George(cover band I was in)
Shreddy Mercury(cover band I was in)
Darth Vato
Dawn of the Shred

 

[stephen sawall]

Some of the ones I remember from the old Seattle scene.
rhino humpers

I was in this band for awhile ....Hated the name
I would tell people the name of one band I was in was "Guy Goo" because I hated the actual name so much....
Thinking about using "ChoCho Loco" for the next band...

 

[thiswaythatway]

Bands that Ive seen or heard of:

Anal Sap Suckers.........A.S.S for short.
They used to come out in diapers and sing songs about ass and poop LMFA
They did a cover of welcome to the Jungle but it was welcome to my A** hole.
They had a song called "The shit is going to hit the fan" and they used to throw pudding into a fan and splatter the audiance

Endangered feces.

Pete moss and the fertilisers
BTWX (Bite the wax Godhead)
Foam Rubber Mexican.
Los Lawn Boys.
Ethyl Mertz
And Barny Rubble and the Cunt stuble used to play here as well lol !!

And for fun

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/q ... yband.html

Pete Moss And the Fertilizers! Wow, talk about a blast form the past, are they still together? I remember them playing maninly LI and COnn, we crossed paths with them a few times in the cover circuit.


But my friends old band name was the BLOOD SAUSAGES.

They were pretty vulger, and I'm sorry if I offend anyone but they did a cover of Walk This Way by Aerosmith but they called it nigger chicks. And I remember the first verse started like this, remember to sing along in key and melody to Walk This Way.

Again I DIDN'T write these lyrics.

I'm a fat nigger lover, my ass is full of blubber, gonna eat some fried chicken today.

I'm here to tell ya honky, i got my dick in ya mother, and ya sister, ya i fucked her.


The Chorus went......nigger chicks,,,,,like big fat dicks. *guitar riff* etc

Yes, the rest of it was just as bad/funny depending on your opinion.

 

[moltisanti]

Hitler Stole my Potato
KFC.FC
Rusty Coil and the Fanny Scrapers

 

[abrackas]

In my old band I swear the hardest part was figuring out a name. We must have spent a week or trying to find "the one" and ended up with something that was decent. Anyhow, we did have some funny ones including:

Final Trimester (suggestion from singer's gf)

Joke ones:
Painful Discharge

and my favorite of all time...
Abortion Roadkill

Great thread idea!

 

[romanianreaper]

The Butthole Surfers were originally going to be called the following, and it is to this day the funniest name I've ever heard. If you don't believe me, you can look it up:

"The Inalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole"