I figured out a way to get a free phone, free health insurance and a place to live

[70 Mach 1]

Fly to Mexico.
Get in with a caravan and walk across the border.
Pretend you dont
understand English And get in line.

Will save me thousands a month and have great health insurance

A good chance to land a nice chickita too

 

[Ben Waylin]

A good chance to land a nice chickita too

Better chance you get held for ransom by a coyote.

?

 

[VonBonfire]

"Free" is always worth exactly what it costs.

 

[paulyc]

Fly to Mexico.
Get in with a caravan and walk across the border.
Pretend you dont
understand English And get in line.

Will save me thousands a month and have great health insurance

A good chance to land a nice chickita too

When are you leaving ?

 

[WEF Chairman]

When are you leaving ?

I’ll drive him to Mexico.

 

[paulyc]

I’ll drive him to Mexico.

Bring air fresheners, a LOT of them, I bet he stinks.