I had a finger up my ass today!

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No, it's not my birthday. I had my yearly prostate exam. I've had prostate issues for a while now so it hurts like a mofo. :thumbsdown:
 
What happens if you get an erection during your Prostate exam? :D I'm just asking! I need to be prepared for these things since the wife says i should get one next year. Maybe I'll request a female doctor. :lol: :LOL:
 
i lost my behyman at a young age :shocked:

what really weirds me out is when i can feel both of the doc's hands on my shoulders :doh:
 
danyeo":2pcst5dh said:
What happens if you get an erection during your Prostate exam? :D I'm just asking! I need to be prepared for these things since the wife says i should get one next year. Maybe I'll request a female doctor. :lol: :LOL:
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I guess you could ask for a "happy ending."
 
PeteLaramee":17lxpa1i said:
danyeo":17lxpa1i said:
What happens if you get an erection during your Prostate exam? :D I'm just asking! I need to be prepared for these things since the wife says i should get one next year. Maybe I'll request a female doctor. :lol: :LOL:
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I guess you could ask for a "happy ending."
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I'm sorry, i know this is a "shitty" topic. :D

I know this is a touchy subject but I'll try to put my finger on it. agh that sucked. :thumbsdown: :D
 
Dude...I have had so many people up there, if I ever was curious about being a homosexual, I had plenty of opportunity to see if I like it :lol: :LOL: \

Broke my tailbone in 10th grade (damn gymclass scooters :gethim: )...this one was a shock (pun intended)...when the doctor told me she needed to check my tailbone along with the snap of a rubber glove, I got real nervous...


Then when I was in college, I thought I had some sort of VD because I had the typical pee burn :scared: ....of course the urologist I got referred to snapped the rubber glove :gethim: ....turns out the sinus medication I was taking to help with bad sinusus due to facial reconstructive surgery ( ran from the cops who busted a keg party in 11th grade...in the dark....ran face first in to a tree limb at nose height, running down hill as fast as I could. Woke up in the hospital. Wish I had known at that age the cops didn't do much to you for a high school party :doh: ) caused prostate infections.


Turns out the prostate infection stuff is something that can recurr.....and has,(snap of the rubber glove :gethim: ), though VERY infrequently.


Then in my mid 30's, I learned that Prostate cancer runs in my family....snap of the rubber glove :gethim: ...on a yearly basis.


Now that I turned 40 (on Tuesday)...I will be continuing the annual snap of the rubber glove :gethim:


Doesn't even bother me any more :aww: :lol: :LOL:
 
shouldn't have to get the finger anymore, unless you want to?


anymore think it's all just bloodwork unless they see something wrong. forget what it's called, but i've been trying to get checked every year for awhile now.


PSA test = no finger up the pooper.
 
mctallica1":pqfel9pj said:
Dude...I have had so many people up there, if I ever was curious about being a homosexual, I had plenty of opportunity to see if I like it :lol: :LOL: \

Broke my tailbone in 10th grade (damn gymclass scooters :gethim: )...this one was a shock (pun intended)...when the doctor told me she needed to check my tailbone along with the snap of a rubber glove, I got real nervous...


Then when I was in college, I thought I had some sort of VD because I had the typical pee burn :scared: ....of course the urologist I got referred to snapped the rubber glove :gethim: ....turns out the sinus medication I was taking to help with bad sinusus due to facial reconstructive surgery ( ran from the cops who busted a keg party in 11th grade...in the dark....ran face first in to a tree limb at nose height, running down hill as fast as I could. Woke up in the hospital. Wish I had known at that age the cops didn't do much to you for a high school party :doh: ) caused prostate infections.


Turns out the prostate infection stuff is something that can recurr.....and has,(snap of the rubber glove :gethim: ), though VERY infrequently.


Then in my mid 30's, I learned that Prostate cancer runs in my family....snap of the rubber glove :gethim: ...on a yearly basis.


Now that I turned 40 (on Tuesday)...I will be continuing the annual snap of the rubber glove :gethim:


Doesn't even bother me any more :aww: :lol: :LOL:
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First off - happy birthday! :rock:

Yea - my problems started with taking assloads (pun intended) of sudafedrine. Also, I have a cyst in my urethra probably caused from taking a few in the nuts (I was a catcher for 11 years). So, I've had two cystoscopies which is when they take a water hose with a camera attached and go in the end of my dork, power spray the scar tissue, and procede all the way to my blatter where he filled me up so I'd have to urinate. Picture me with my pants around my ankles laying on a table...the nurse walking around doing nothing in particular....the room is very cold and I'm shriveled up like a stack of dimes...the doctor holding my unit as he feeds the tube in me...he's giving me a play by play, "I'm now at the point of the cyst...I'm now spraying the cyst..." He can feel me getting more and more uncomfortable and simply says, "why don't you just put your head to the side and pretend you're somewhere else!"

The first time I saw him he thought I had vd too. :lol: :LOL: He stuck his hand up my ass and squeezed my prostate for about a minute. This was the most pain I ever felt in my life. When my eyes started to tear up he said "yea I know this is painful but it's only going to be another 30 seconds or so." Then, when a white-ish liquid started dripping out the end of my shriveled up pecker he wiped it on a slide and took it to the lab.

Now, when it only hurts me for about 12 hours instead of 3 days I feel pretty lucky.

EDIT - I forgot to mention I just turned 40 a few months ago too and I've been taking Flomax for 8 years!!! :aww:
 
Capulin Overdrive":2vdy0ciz said:
shouldn't have to get the finger anymore, unless you want to?


anymore think it's all just bloodwork unless they see something wrong. forget what it's called, but i've been trying to get checked every year for awhile now.


PSA test = no finger up the pooper.
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I guess that's the case for everyone except for me and Tony. :lol: :LOL:
 
Well at least your lubed up and ready for some action...................................well more action.
 
I've had the check done too...

The whole process sucks, especially having to wipe your ass afterwards with kleenex. Give me a fucking towel or a shower man, I have a hairy ass. Maybe leave a $20 on the table...
 
kannibul":2jcr1eqi said:
I've had the check done too...

The whole process sucks, especially having to wipe your ass afterwards with kleenex. Give me a fucking towel or a shower man, I have a hairy ass. Maybe leave a $20 on the table...
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This thread is just LOADED with great information!
 
i mean no disrespect to Digital Jams, but "digital jam" has special meaning in this thread
 
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