I hate listening to Shakira....

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My wife is in the shower with her Ipod playing Shakira. Man I hate that bitch. When she sings it sounds like she is gargling cock. :powpow:
 
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Yeah, but she has a shimmy that makes Elton John want to break off a piece.
 
I hate her voice too. I don't care what she looks like. :confused:
 
hate is a strong word. dislike is better. annoying,stomach turning,shove pencils in my ears,but no hate.
 
[tracy morgan voice] gurkle gurkle gurkle [/tracy morgan voice]
 
crwnedblasphemy":1i7v7mlb said:
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My wife is in the shower with her Ipod playing Shakira. Man I hate that bitch. When she sings it sounds like she is gargling cock. :powpow:
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If my wife listened to Shakira... well she wouldn't be my wife. gargling cock quality not with standing
 
bravedude2":655gyv6b said:
hate is a strong word. dislike is better. annoying,stomach turning,shove pencils in my ears,but no hate.
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I agree. So many people take their dislike of performing artists way too personally.
 
You must have missed the old saying "what's the difference between a Shakira video and a soft porn movie? The porn movie has better music!!!!" :D
 
There is a lot worse. Gwen Stefani. Can't stand her voice, her shite band or her shite face.
 
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There is a lot worse. Gwen Stefani. Can't stand her voice, her shite band or her shite face.
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I like Gwen's voice. :confused:

Shakira's mouth sounds like a wet farts. :aww: :(
 
Maybe, we can just mic her ass and use pitch correction and modulation to creat a new vocal track :thumbsup:
 
:D I honestly don't think I've ever heard any of her stuff.
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