I keep farting and its piping hot

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Just be glad you havent had the stomach bug like i have had for the last five days. Multiple trips to the toilet first thing in the morning is agony :scared: :no:
 
donbarzini":79ecf said:
That's a fucking dirty HC thread, don't bring that crap here.
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I just broke down and finally clicked on that thread yesterday. It's been up there for a year and I'd been able to hold off this long. Son of a bitch is that funny. I was laughing so hard after the first 2 pages I was spooking my cat. Random started a juggernaut (no offense to jugs). Right or wrong - it made me laugh very, very hard.
 
donbarzini":3195e said:
PeteLaramee":3195e said:
donbarzini":3195e said:
That's a fucking dirty HC thread, don't bring that crap here.
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I just broke down and finally clicked on that thread yesterday. It's been up there for a year and I'd been able to hold off this long. Son of a bitch is that funny. I was laughing so hard after the first 2 pages I was spooking my cat. Random started a juggernaut (no offense to jugs). Right or wrong - it made me laugh very, very hard.
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I know, I was just being sarcastic. Anyone can read that over there who's interested in piping hot farts.
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It's all good..."after all, we're not communists."
 
Just kidding around guys. I was hitting the bottle again last night :aww: Bobby, delete if you want. I'll try my best to behave now :lol: :LOL:
 
Pepi":eab8b said:
Just kidding around guys. I was hitting the bottle again last night :aww: Bobby, delete if you want. I'll try my best to behave now :lol: :LOL:
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No need to apologize. Bottle induced threads are usually the best and sometimes border on genius.
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There is a shart thread from about a year or so ago that will make your lungs collapse from laughter.
 
Oh boy ... Two shots of EarlyTime and I'm farting piping hot farts :doh: I can't resist.

Pepi ... You've been a bad bad boy :(
 
Drink some belgian beer and then tell me what you smell. Man I love me some belgian beer but it makes my farts stink so bad that my wife's cats loose all thier hair and ends up in the middle of the night that Im farting in my sleep and it stinks so bad that it wakes up my wife and she kicks me out of bed. :lol: :LOL:
 
ejecta":350de said:
Drink some belgian beer and then tell me what you smell. Man I love me some belgian beer but it makes my farts stink so bad that my wife's cats loose all thier hair and ends up in the middle of the night that Im farting in my sleep and it stinks so bad that it wakes up my wife and she kicks me out of bed. :lol: :LOL:
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:hys: Dutch oven her!!!

Man im gonna be smelling pretty bad tomorrow.. i had indian food for dinner and several beers and a bottle of Aspells Premier Cru dry Cider :thumbsup:
 
MrDan666":8262e said:
ejecta":8262e said:
Drink some belgian beer and then tell me what you smell. Man I love me some belgian beer but it makes my farts stink so bad that my wife's cats loose all thier hair and ends up in the middle of the night that Im farting in my sleep and it stinks so bad that it wakes up my wife and she kicks me out of bed. :lol: :LOL:
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:hys: Dutch oven her!!!

Man im gonna be smelling pretty bad tomorrow.. i had indian food for dinner and several beers and a bottle of Aspells Premier Cru dry Cider :thumbsup:
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Indian food never stays in long enough to make a good stink. It just shoots out my ass like a bullet train about 20 mins later.
 
MrDan666":cefd8 said:
ejecta":cefd8 said:
Drink some belgian beer and then tell me what you smell. Man I love me some belgian beer but it makes my farts stink so bad that my wife's cats loose all thier hair and ends up in the middle of the night that Im farting in my sleep and it stinks so bad that it wakes up my wife and she kicks me out of bed. :lol: :LOL:
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:hys: Dutch oven her!!!

Man im gonna be smelling pretty bad tomorrow.. i had indian food for dinner and several beers and a bottle of Aspells Premier Cru dry Cider :thumbsup:
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No way man. No Dutch oven. She'd kill me. :scared:
 
tweed":4a1d5 said:
Indian food never stays in long enough to make a good stink. It just shoots out my ass like a bullet train about 20 mins later.
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You know what Randy, normally its the same for me... but not this time. Its finally started making an appearance today tho, the gas is BAD!! :D
 
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