ICE Agents Whine That They Aren’t Getting Their Promised Bonuses

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ICE Agents Whine That They Aren’t Getting Their Bonuses


New hires at Immigration and Customs Enforcement are complaining that they haven’t yet received the massive bonuses promised to them for agreeing to brutally arrest immigrants.

In multiple social media posts, federal immigration agents complained that they’d yet to see their signing bonuses materialize. Others complained that when their bonus arrived, it was only a few thousand dollars after taxes. One person claimed that they were unable to cover medical costs for their sick child due to an insurance coverage gap.

The Trump administration had promised a payout of up to $50,000 for anyone who joined the ranks of so-called homeland defenders.

Following a massive recruitment push, the Department of Homeland Security has boasted an incoming class of 12,000 new ICE agents, putting a clear strain on the agency, which received more than 220,000 applications. One administration official previously said DHS’s hiring influx had caused a “shit show” at ICE.

Meanwhile, morale among ICE agents is already plummeting after federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old ICU nurse attending a protest in Minnesota. In addition to being roundly hated by the public they spend their work days terrorizing, ICE agents are also complaining of long working hours and high arrest quotas.

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Imagine that, the guy who is famous for scamming everyone he ever hires also scammed his Gestapo thugs. No sympathy for these dumb fucks.
 
ICE Agents Whine That They Aren’t Getting Their Bonuses


New hires at Immigration and Customs Enforcement are complaining that they haven’t yet received the massive bonuses promised to them for agreeing to brutally arrest immigrants.

In multiple social media posts, federal immigration agents complained that they’d yet to see their signing bonuses materialize. Others complained that when their bonus arrived, it was only a few thousand dollars after taxes. One person claimed that they were unable to cover medical costs for their sick child due to an insurance coverage gap.

The Trump administration had promised a payout of up to $50,000 for anyone who joined the ranks of so-called homeland defenders.

Following a massive recruitment push, the Department of Homeland Security has boasted an incoming class of 12,000 new ICE agents, putting a clear strain on the agency, which received more than 220,000 applications. One administration official previously said DHS’s hiring influx had caused a “shit show” at ICE.

Meanwhile, morale among ICE agents is already plummeting after federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old ICU nurse attending a protest in Minnesota. In addition to being roundly hated by the public they spend their work days terrorizing, ICE agents are also complaining of long working hours and high arrest quotas.

[END ARTICLE]

Imagine that, the guy who is famous for scamming everyone he ever hires also scammed his Gestapo thugs. No sympathy for these dumb fucks.
The reason they're complaining is the bonus was to shoot your international ass and because you're a quick change artist into the next ALT the poor bastards can't find you.

I'm pissed that they're pissed that they can't collect their just reward because you're a slippery slimy prick ALT.

Now stand still and smile for the firing squad.
 
Another highly informative post from CouchGPT.
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I bet you think you're clever don't you? You're user name being a reference to JD Vance fucking a couch. Joke's on you dumbass. If you think JD Vance fucked a couch and you're JD's Couch that means you've been Vance's little bitch this whole time. :ROFLMAO:
I have thought this since i first saw the name here! I just chalked it up to repressed homosexuality.
 

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