I've Got a Crush on My Barber ;)

FourT6and2

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Thx for sharing. How did it go

Oh I still get my hair cut by her. But she's definitely got red flags. She still flirts and whatnot but I recognize it as a game she's playing. She wants me to constantly ask her out so she can say no, but feel validated. I make small talk now but that's it. Great haircuts though!
 

solosadly

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Oh I still get my hair cut by her. But she's definitely got red flags. She still flirts and whatnot but I recognize it as a game she's playing. She wants me to constantly ask her out so she can say no, but feel validated. I make small talk now but that's it. Great haircuts thoughki
Oh I still get my hair cut by her. But she's definitely got red flags. She still flirts and whatnot but I recognize it as a game she's playing. She wants me to constantly ask her out so she can say no, but feel validated. I make small talk now but that's it. Great haircuts though!
Oh I still get my hair cut by her. But she's definitely got red flags. She still flirts and whatnot but I recognize it as a game she's playing. She wants me to constantly ask her out so she can say no, but feel validated. I make small talk now but that's it. Great haircuts though!
Kinda same shoes here, I’m going to ask her out when I get my next hair cut even I know the chance probably slim.
 

Hrmlow4

Member
Not what you think. *She* is a hottie. Only had a few cuts from her so far. But she's been flirting with me each time. And I don't mean as in trying to get bigger tips. Like actual flirting. But I feel weird asking her out since I'm sure 99% of her clients flirt with her and ask her out. She's like a tatted up Ariel from Little Mermaid. Fire red hair, petite, covered in ink. My kryptonite. She told me she was single.

What do?

Worst thing that could happen is she says no and feels awkward about it and I find a new barber.
Never miss out on that petite. Let her feel love like she has never felt before.

I am 99.9% she wants the D. Then give it to her joyfully.
 

Dino 939

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Hey, I appreciate the closing update.
‘Dayuum homie, can I be your wingman?
With your ‘in the bag ratio’,
I’ll gladly take all or any of your scraps..buddy I’m at a point in my life where NOTHING is ugly after 2am..,so don’t forget me with them throw aways!!
I actually prefer them to the hot rods.
True story, back in the day,
in the underground and truely evil Tampa Bay death metal scene, there was a chick known as “The Medusa” and she cut dude’s & chicks hair totally nude..,
You feel them short hairs stand up on the back of
your neck when they buzz the neck/hair line??
Yep!!, you can have that ALL NIGHT.
But expect some form of evil turbulence..extreme moments of terrifying RAUNCH.
But by the end of the horror show,
you’ll be grinning ear to ear.
Anyways, at least this broad gets your haircare sorted properly with the added bonus
of some kinky’ vibe.

***shameless time released edit***
If I was your wingman, I’d a’ called this one
homie..,
Example:
“Hey man, listen brotha’, for real diamonds here,
-She’s playing with you like a theramin and
your walking right into it”.
“Time we flip the switch on this bitch, the
‘pimp hand be’ strong around here”…

Some good ole’ fashion brotherly love.
 
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PDC

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Just discovered this thread - one of the most entertaining reads in a long time. Been married 27 years (must be doing something right??) And I had almost forgotten how much fun the ‘reading signals’ and ‘thrill of the chase’ and getting advice from friends is. Before getting married, this was the part of dating I hated the most - but in hindsight its the part I miss the most!!!
 

FourT6and2

Well-known member
Just discovered this thread - one of the most entertaining reads in a long time. Been married 27 years (must be doing something right??) And I had almost forgotten how much fun the ‘reading signals’ and ‘thrill of the chase’ and getting advice from friends is. Before getting married, this was the part of dating I hated the most - but in hindsight its the part I miss the most!!!

lol... I can see how some part of it is fun. The thrill of the chase and all that. But really, women like this are a huge no-no for me at this point in my life
 
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