JAMES TYLER GUITARS+PRS=PURE NEO SOUL CLEAN TONE PARADISE

[VonBonfire]

@VonBonfire you can't give away ALL my secrets, brother. It's not as much fun if everyone knows where to invest and what to buy up. If EVERYONE was rich, then everyone would be able to afford all these PRS Private Stocks and Dumbles and I wouldn't have anyone to lord over like the ants that they are.

It's no secret that textiles are a great investment as the neo soul revolution takes off. I fully expect triple and quadruple returns as sales of slacks skyrocket. If I had the extra cash I'd be buying Macy's stock right now as they are carrying the Santana signature boost line.