Gainzilla
Well-known member
About an hour ago,I called up the owner of one of the clubs that we're playing in October to firm up some details because we had to switch around some dates. After we we're done taking care of business, she tells me about a phone call that she recieved about a week or so ago.
she said that some guy called up saying that he was a buddy of mine and asked if we were playing there. She said that the guy sounded like a complete moron and she asked him " If youre friends with the guy, why dont you call him up and how good a friend are you if you dont even know the name of the band?" she said the guy sounded like a stuttering prick and that the whole thing sounded very shady. I asked her if she still had the number on her caller ID . she said let me check and after a minute or so she reads it off to me and guess who's it was? you guessed it, it was Carl LMAO!!!!!!! BTW Loser, you might want to lose her number because if you call again, youll find yourself in some trouble, she knows all about you...
He said that he planned on bringing a video camera to our next gig so that he could post it up on youtube to show everyone how much I suck
Im pretty sure that the only thing that will show on the tape is the interior of his colon 
Anywho, I REALLY hope that he grows some stones( dare to dream) and makes it down, I welcome him as Im sure all of you who are coming do as well. I think that it will make for a great evening; Good tunes and everybody laughing at flabby,smelly , ugly Carl with unknown crusty deposits in his moustache, does it get any better than that?
so there ya have it, more evidence of why this cowardly, pathetic lying loser is laughed at by everyone on a regular basis. Talk about a loser!!!!
Now I know youre reading this carbageman so jot this down; Saturday night, October 20th at The Tack room in bethpage . Please show up and bring that bat taht youve been promising to hit me with, I can bring one for you if you dont have one. Time for that date with destiny and to see if you have the stones to say what you say on line to someones face. You may want to bring a cup because my girl will be there and she knows what you said about her.. Please make sure that you get permission to come out
tick tock Bitch!!!
she said that some guy called up saying that he was a buddy of mine and asked if we were playing there. She said that the guy sounded like a complete moron and she asked him " If youre friends with the guy, why dont you call him up and how good a friend are you if you dont even know the name of the band?" she said the guy sounded like a stuttering prick and that the whole thing sounded very shady. I asked her if she still had the number on her caller ID . she said let me check and after a minute or so she reads it off to me and guess who's it was? you guessed it, it was Carl LMAO!!!!!!! BTW Loser, you might want to lose her number because if you call again, youll find yourself in some trouble, she knows all about you...
He said that he planned on bringing a video camera to our next gig so that he could post it up on youtube to show everyone how much I suck
Im pretty sure that the only thing that will show on the tape is the interior of his colon Anywho, I REALLY hope that he grows some stones( dare to dream) and makes it down, I welcome him as Im sure all of you who are coming do as well. I think that it will make for a great evening; Good tunes and everybody laughing at flabby,smelly , ugly Carl with unknown crusty deposits in his moustache, does it get any better than that?
so there ya have it, more evidence of why this cowardly, pathetic lying loser is laughed at by everyone on a regular basis. Talk about a loser!!!!
Now I know youre reading this carbageman so jot this down; Saturday night, October 20th at The Tack room in bethpage . Please show up and bring that bat taht youve been promising to hit me with, I can bring one for you if you dont have one. Time for that date with destiny and to see if you have the stones to say what you say on line to someones face. You may want to bring a cup because my girl will be there and she knows what you said about her.. Please make sure that you get permission to come out
tick tock Bitch!!!
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