Oh Canada

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good fucking riddance. you want to go, then go
if and when i fly the coup i'm heading someplace warm.
someplace where i can rent a nice young 30 something wife for $200 a month.
once she starts giving me shit i kick her out and buy her sister for $185
 
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Hope someone told them all the shit they like is 35% more expensive here lol
It is a wonderful place to visit.
Been there twice. Would go back.
Great foods, friendly ladies,

Only had 1 problem in Montreal.
Only because im a dumb American.

Was back in my beer drinking days.
Wanted something strong that i couldn't get at home.
Browsed the beverage store for 45 minutes.

Finally found a nice 6. Label was in french

Took it back to the hotel and cracked it open
Something didn't taste right. Had no kick.
Tasted like water.

I learned what sans alcool meant real quick

Went right back and bought a case of Labatts Blue
 
It is a wonderful place to visit.
Been there twice. Would go back.
Great foods, friendly ladies,

Only had 1 problem in Montreal.
Only because im a dumb American.

Was back in my beer drinking days.
Wanted something strong that i couldn't get at home.
Browsed the beverage store for 45 minutes.

Finally found a nice 6. Label was in french

Took it back to the hotel and cracked it open
Something didn't taste right. Had no kick.
Tasted like water.

I learned what sans alcool meant real quick

Went right back and bought a case of Labatts Blue
I've lived all over this country, hard to disappoint an outdoorsman (bullshit regulations aside lol), there's some charm in every province though.

I love the States, too. I've been going there as long as I've been alive, until the last few years as life got busier. I still have a few stops left on the bucket list. Spent a lot of time in Montana, Idaho and Washington. Hate the climate between our countries right now, but you guys are still good shit.

Next time you're in Montréal, head to Chez Parée and let them feed you drinks. 2 birds stoned at once.
 
I've lived all over this country, hard to disappoint an outdoorsman (bullshit regulations aside lol), there's some charm in every province though.

I love the States, too. I've been going there as long as I've been alive, until the last few years as life got busier. I still have a few stops left on the bucket list. Spent a lot of time in Montana, Idaho and Washington. Hate the climate between our countries right now, but you guys are still good shit.

Next time you're in Montréal, head to Chez Parée and let them feed you drinks. 2 birds stoned at once.
No heat between us. We love you guys.
Our leader is just stirring the pot to get what he wants out of everyone.

He understands leverage.

I guarantee not that you need our help.
But if you got invaded he would be right there next to you all.
 
Not much experience with Canada but at a weekend "retreat" for guitarists in Toronto, i found they like and play the same stuff we do here...and better than i do.
I rarely investigated the origins of bands i liked in the past but once i made the effort, a large number originated in Canada...glad i finally saw the light: Canada rocks.
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Some of the greatest people i know are Canadian. Every time i go up there, i have a great time.
I haven't been since before Covid though
 
Not much experience with Canada but at a weekend "retreat" for guitarists in Toronto, i found they like and play the same stuff we do here...and better than i do.
I rarely investigated the origins of bands i liked in the past but once i made the effort, a large number originated in Canada...glad i finally saw the light: Canada rocks.
. :m17:
The French Canadians dislike Americans. Mostly located in Eastern Canada like the Montreal area.
 
Not much experience with Canada but at a weekend "retreat" for guitarists in Toronto, i found they like and play the same stuff we do here...and better than i do.
I rarely investigated the origins of bands i liked in the past but once i made the effort, a large number originated in Canada...glad i finally saw the light: Canada rocks.
. :m17:
Been to Toronto twice. Great city. Beautiful parks. And they know how to party :yes:
 
Not much experience with Canada but at a weekend "retreat" for guitarists in Toronto, i found they like and play the same stuff we do here...and better than i do.
I rarely investigated the origins of bands i liked in the past but once i made the effort, a large number originated in Canada...glad i finally saw the light: Canada rocks.
. :m17:
Cold pre-internet winters=chops.
 
The French Canadians dislike Americans. Mostly located in Eastern Canada like the Montreal area.
Hmm, that makes an experience from the past more clear:
As i said above, my weekend visit to Toronto was great and trouble-free, just a few basic questions before i was waved through at Port Huron Mich.
Crossing over with the family on vacation from Vermont to Quebec just so the kids could say they've been to canada, didn't go as well. Maybe a 1/2 mile into canada and then stopped by Canadian authorities when we returned. Extensive questions, especially directed at the kids. Sliding door on the van opened while they got a good look inside then more questions before finally waving us thru. A drastic difference to my other crossing in Ontario.
 
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