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So a couple weeks ago when I was speaker shopping. I kept seeing IR IR IR IR. IR for this speaker. IR for that speaker. I'm like, what the heck is this? What's a damn IR? Do they mean "in ear" or something.? Apparently it's like a modeled speaker? Had to look it up. Impulse response? When did this big homo get released from the closet? My first impulse response was to vomit and throw my computer across the room. First it's gay modeling now the move towards phasing out a real damn speaker is happening? I'ma get a "capture". Psssssh GAAAAAAAAAAAY BITCH.

People are actually ditching real amps and speakers for all this fake shit? I feel like eventually I'm going to be confronted at a gig by some pink haired little painted on arms dildo soy child who doesn't know what gender it is about needing to use in ears, IR's, or some big homo modeling junk and I"m going to either kill the soundman or go home and kill myself. Can't I have anything real anymore?

So anyways I bought the biggest, heaviest, highest wattage guitar speakers I could find. REAL speakers. If you don't like what I say, stop by and you can shove one of them up your ass. Thanks for listening. Rant off.
 
So anyways I bought the biggest, heaviest, highest wattage guitar speakers I could find. REAL speakers.

Which speakers did you end up getting? I've been considering getting a quad of Redbacks.
 
Which speakers did you end up getting? I've been considering getting a quad of Redbacks.
Eminence PF-350's

Once I had narrowed it down it was gonna be those or the EVM's but I decided to roll the dice on these because they were a little more affordable and some of the reviews said the black label EV's would not be great with a Fender. I don't know if that's true or not. Also they are a 4 inch edgewound coil which kind of puts them in the JBL camp. Basically it's a modded Commonwealth without the aluminum dust cap. Would've preferred the cap but it wasn't a deal breaker.

The Redbacks do look nice. If I went Celestion that would be the route I took.
 
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So a couple weeks ago when I was speaker shopping. I kept seeing IR IR IR IR. IR for this speaker. IR for that speaker. I'm like, what the heck is this? What's a damn IR? Do they mean "in ear" or something.? Apparently it's like a modeled speaker? Had to look it up. Impulse response? When did this big homo get released from the closet? My first impulse response was to vomit and throw my computer across the room. First it's gay modeling now the move towards phasing out a real damn speaker is happening? I'ma get a "capture". Psssssh GAAAAAAAAAAAY BITCH.

People are actually ditching real amps and speakers for all this fake shit? I feel like eventually I'm going to be confronted at a gig by some pink haired little painted on arms dildo soy child who doesn't know what gender it is about needing to use in ears, IR's, or some big homo modeling junk and I"m going to either kill the soundman or go home and kill myself. Can't I have anything real anymore?

So anyways I bought the biggest, heaviest, highest wattage guitar speakers I could find. REAL speakers. If you don't like what I say, stop by and you can shove one of them up your ass. Thanks for listening. Rant off.
Ever try a Cream 90 ? Changed my life man.
 
Ever try a Cream 90 ? Changed my life man.
Nice speaker but I wasn't super blown away with the clips comparing it to the ceramic version. Also it's only 90 watts which means I will destroy it within a couple years gigging. And it's over 300 dollars which means it better say JBL on it and it doesn't.
 
I’ve put a pair of eminence cannabis Rex’s in my hot rod Deville 212. I’m happy with them.
 
Nice speaker but I wasn't super blown away with the clips comparing it to the ceramic version. Also it's only 90 watts which means I will destroy it within a couple years gigging. And it's over 300 dollars which means it better say JBL on it and it doesn't.
It's miles better than a Creamback. And what kind of rig are you running that 90 watt speakers aren't enough ?
 

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