Quiet office + excutive leather chair + fart =

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Noisemaker.

*note to self* - No matter how much practice you have you can't pull this one off silently. Its not cool to your office mates even if the russian chick that answers the phone thinks its funny.

 

[Juggernaut]

 

[MrDan666]

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Noisemaker.

*note to self* - No matter how much practice you have you can't pull this one off silently. Its not cool to your office mates even if the russian chick that answers the phone thinks its funny.

Atleast you didnt follow through....

 

[PoPSkuLL]

Try that naked with a wet ass

 

[StevieRaveOn]

At least the chick thought it was funny... Our office is pretty cramped and one of our student workers is RIGHT next to me. I'd kill the poor girl if I unleashed the fury in the office... I always have to get up and go somewhere else.

 

[stanbog]

pics of the russian chick?

 

[kannibul]

Why is it every time I fart in my office, someone stops by?

 

[Gainfreak]

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Noisemaker.

*note to self* - No matter how much practice you have you can't pull this one off silently. Its not cool to your office mates even if the russian chick that answers the phone thinks its funny.

Pure comedy gold!!! The problem is that if I did it, people would probably die from the toxic smell.

 

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Pure comedy gold!!! The problem is that if I did it, people would probably die from the toxic smell.

I wouldn't have believed that statement a month ago.

 

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Pure comedy gold!!! The problem is that if I did it, people would probably die from the toxic smell.

On the other coast! Transcontinental toxic gas!

 

[MrDan666]

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Pure comedy gold!!! The problem is that if I did it, people would probably die from the toxic smell.

Bro from the horror stories iv read about your farts... im surprised i cant smell them from here

 

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Bro from the horror stories iv read about your farts... im surprised i cant smell them from here

You have no idea. I thought Kage last year was freaking bad. This year Ralph took it up quite a few notches and I didn't think that was possible.

 

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On the other coast! Transcontinental toxic gas!

You know it!!!

You are just lucky that you didn't have the THD booth this year!!! I would have lit you up like a Christmas tree!!

 

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You have no idea. I thought Kage last year was freaking bad. This year Ralph took it up quite a few notches and I didn't think that was possible.

Damn Skippy!! My Gas attacks will reach legendary status by next year!! I know exactly what set me off and I am prepared to do it again next year!!

(Prior to teh NAMM show, I was eating very healthy and drank nothing carbinated... As soon as I got to LA, I ate nothing but burgers... but it was the Beer that set me off mauahahahahaha!!)

 

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Damn Skippy!! My Gas attacks will reach legendary status by next year!! I know exactly what set me off and I am prepared to do it again next year!!

(Prior to teh NAMM show, I was eating very healthy and drank nothing carbinated... As soon as I got to LA, I ate nothing but burgers... but it was the Beer that set me off mauahahahahaha!!)

I need to make it to NAMM one year just to compete... i have IBS which causes the baddest farts ever...... and oh boy can the stenches get really fuckin bad!!

 

[Gainfreak]

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I need to make it to NAMM one year just to compete... i have IBS which causes the baddest farts ever...... and oh boy can the stenches get really fuckin bad!!

It's on bitch!!!

 

[MrDan666]

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It's on bitch!!!

*Brings in a plate of fajitas*

GOT MY AMMO NOW BITCH

 

[Gainfreak]

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*Brings in a plate of fajitas*

GOT MY AMMO NOW BITCH

I'm going to load up on lots of red meat,cheese and Belgian Ale!! I'll let it ferment over night and I'll be ready for battle!!!

 

[Tnjpekar]

Make you a deal, I will cook Cajun at johns house if he lets me, then you can all compete on fair ground.
so long as savage brings the gas masks

 

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I'm going to load up on lots of red meat,cheese and Belgian Ale!! I'll let it ferment over night and I'll be ready for battle!!!

man all i need is some Mexican food particularly spicy stuff... and 4pints of Amstell and im ready!!

That said. after that food im more likely to follow through than just fart