Sitting in Orlando airport for the next 3 hours

[JerryP]

Stuck in Orlando airport for the next 3 hours! Bored out of my mind!
Jerry

 

[Digital Jams]

Start a flame war to pass the time

 

[Meathead]

Put a piece of caramel down your underpants and yell 'I have explosives!'...fun times.

 

[JerryP]

Flame war would definately waste some time! I don't think the carmel idea would work for me, I have things to do later today and I already got my junk inspected once today!
Jerry

 

[tweed]

Double bloody mary's every 15 mins until you board the plane.

 

[roadifier]

Put a piece of caramel down your underpants and yell 'I have explosives!'...fun times.

 

[tweed]

Put a piece of caramel down your underpants and yell 'I have explosives!'...fun times.

You know, putting an actual chicken head on your mansword and going the xray machine could be epic.

 

[jmgman69]

Start a flame war to pass the time

Could be sitting in a Ugandan jail man!!! Happy Holidays Jerry

 

[Meathead]

I used to like flying until I had to do it over a dozen times a year...flying's still not bad, but I can't stand airports. Unless the airline puts you in that courtesy room where you get tv, free nuts, juice and sandwiches.

 

[Meathead]

Put a piece of caramel down your underpants and yell 'I have explosives!'...fun times.

You know, putting an actual chicken head on your mansword and going the xray machine could be epic.

What? I'm saving it for later.

 

[JerryP]

Put a piece of caramel down your underpants and yell 'I have explosives!'...fun times.

You know, putting an actual chicken head on your mansword and going the xray machine could be epic.

That would be awesome! If I didn't have work waiting for me when I get back I'd mess with them. I can't spare another week or more down here though.
Jerry

 

[JerryP]

Double bloody mary's every 15 mins until you board the plane.

I'm actually done flying for the day. I'm stuck here waiting for my sisters flight to arrive before we head over to Dads place.
Jerry

 

[jet66]

Ah, incoming. Welcome to Florida. Please spend lots of money here, we need it.

 

[roadifier]

Ah, incoming. Welcome to Florida. Please spend lots of money here, we need it.

+1

 

[overthemountain]

Flame war would definately waste some time! I don't think the carmel idea would work for me, I have things to do later today and I already got my junk inspected once today!
Jerry

How much did that junk inspection cost ya Jerry?

 

[skoora]

Did you fluff pre-scan?

 

[skoora]

Stuck in Orlando for the next 3 hours! Bored out of my mind!
Jerry

Ah the famous text from the escort on the set of Pirates of the Carribean...

 

[sinfish]

Say Hi to Dexter & debra Morgan for me.

 

[Shawn Lutz]

go buy a kilt, free ball it and go get you junk re-inspected...lol

 

[The Hoff]

Get back in line to get into the terminal. State that you're gay and don't want to get put through the x-ray machine-they'll have a girl make sure you aren't hiding any explosives under your ball sack.