Sitting in Orlando airport for the next 3 hours

[Dimebag11]

Welcome to Florida I live about 20mins from the airport.

 

[mentoneman]

Just boarding flight home from Dallas
I've never had my nether regions cajoled more methodically than whilst passing through Frankfurt
Them German security officers really take their jostling of the bits and pieces seriously. Did anyone tell them WWII is over?

He could have filed a detailed report of my average daily rectal temperature after that palpatory song and dance
I dont think aliens probe abductees that vigorously
I wasn't smuggling hash i was just trying to get to laguardia for cryin out loud

 

[Scumback Speakers]

I was in Ft Lauderdale for 6 hours on 11/13 (got in at 5 am, buddy picked me up at 11 am), and three hours last Saturday.

At least you had the internet! LOL

 

[Rob R]

Did you get your holiday groping yet??
Or did you get your Christmas Goose early

 

[racerevlon]

Imagine this--part of your job is putting together different documents for customers, specifically, a Bill of Materials, or BoM for short. Want to got through the airport talking about how you put together a BoM for someone? Think about it...

 

[yngzaklynch]

After they pat you down turn around and ask for a hug, or their phone number or atleast a cigerette.

 

[mentoneman]

After they pat you down turn around and ask for a hug, or their phone number or atleast a cigerette.

I shoulda requested a prenuptial from col. Clink
He jangled me like a navy mess hall cook ringing the dinner bell

 

[Mailman1971]

Stuck in Orlando airport for the next 3 hours! Bored out of my mind!
Jerry

Wow....Florida is a big change from NY!!

Get some of that Sun my man!!
Hope you have a good visit down there Jerry!

The Cold will be waiting for you when you get back home....

Funny it was actually close to 70 degrees today in Michigan....

And it snowed a couple weeks back.....

Have a good Thanksgiving!!

Dan

 

[gibson08]

Put a piece of caramel down your underpants and yell 'I have explosives!'...fun times.

Yeah, nothing says fun like a good ole cavity search Hang out in the bar and pick up a broad or something!

 

[yngzaklynch]

After they pat you down turn around and ask for a hug, or their phone number or atleast a cigerette.

I shoulda requested a prenuptial from col. Clink
He jangled me like a navy mess hall cook ringing the dinner bell

I do pat searches all the time at work. I always make them face away from me because if they don't at one point things get really awkward.


Jim

 

[romanianreaper]

You can use some of your "amp tech specific" pickup lines on some of the Orlando women:

"What do you say we head to a closet so I can solder your joints"

"I have a preamp tube I'd like to insert into your socket"

 

[glip22]

I was in Ft Lauderdale for 6 hours on 11/13 (got in at 5 am, buddy picked me up at 11 am), and three hours last Saturday.

At least you had the internet! LOL

You poor Baby A beautiful time away with beautiful Women and all you can do is about the airport. I would give my only living testical for that.

 

[Scumback Speakers]

You poor Baby A beautiful time away with beautiful Women and all you can do is about the airport. I would give my only living testical for that.

Look here, one nut, I don't need your unsympathetic shit. Those airport benches are NOT comfortable.

Don't make me fly out there to rip out your only remaining working nut...I'll do it.

 

[Mailman1971]

You poor Baby A beautiful time away with beautiful Women and all you can do is about the airport. I would give my only living testical for that.

Look here, one nut, I don't need your unsympathetic shit. Those airport benches are NOT comfortable.

Don't make me fly out there to rip out your only remaining working nut...I'll do it.

 

[jmgman69]

You poor Baby A beautiful time away with beautiful Women and all you can do is about the airport. I would give my only living testical for that.

Look here, one nut, I don't need your unsympathetic shit. Those airport benches are NOT comfortable.

Don't make me fly out there to rip out your only remaining working nut...I'll do it.

 

[bravedude2]

Did you fluff pre-scan?

 

[glip22]

You poor Baby A beautiful time away with beautiful Women and all you can do is about the airport. I would give my only living testical for that.

Look here, one nut, I don't need your unsympathetic shit. Those airport benches are NOT comfortable.

Don't make me fly out there to rip out your only remaining working nut...I'll do it.

Those HARD benches just may put you in the same club Jerry and I are in. He'll tell you it is not fun beyond your belief. I told him not to do it. I think

 

[dawnofdreamx97]

You can use some of your "amp tech specific" pickup lines on some of the Orlando women:

"What do you say we head to a closet so I can solder your joints"

"I have a preamp tube I'd like to insert into your socket"

LOL

Let me Deox your input jack baby.....

 

[glip22]

TSA