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You couldn't see the wood for the trees. :LOL:

OK... maybe not wood... :student: :doh:

Did you say trees? ;)

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When natural hair color was important:
"Hey, they don't match!"

For the quickie, Playboy fold out.
For the slow burn, Penthouse Forum.
I never thought this would happen to a guy like me….

I found myself during that time between the end of magazine and beginning of internet, so scrambled showtime was my jam
 
I never thought this would happen to a guy like me….

I found myself during that time between the end of magazine and beginning of internet, so scrambled showtime was my jam
I tried Showgirls, the real thing. 40 miles away but it seemed so sad; somewhat attractive girls doing something they didn't seem to be into....one beer and gone.
 
I tried Showgirls, the real thing. 40 miles away but it seemed so sad; somewhat attractive girls doing something they didn't seem to be into....one beer and gone.
I only went to one strip club but I was too naive to enjoy it.
This girl is setting next to me, butt as naked making small talk, and I had just bought my first home so I was going on and on about projects I was working on.
And she asks “do you want to go in back where it’s quieter and tell me more about your house”?
And I’m like “no that’s ok, I think we are leaving soon”

Like an hour later I realized she didn’t give a fuck about my house and I was little offended lol
 
I only went to one strip club but I was too naive to enjoy it.
This girl is setting next to me, butt as naked making small talk, and I had just bought my first home so I was going on and on about projects I was working on.
And she asks “do you want to go in back where it’s quieter and tell me more about your house”?
And I’m like “no that’s ok, I think we are leaving soon”

Like an hour later I realized she didn’t give a fuck about my house and I was little offended lol
Reading all your posts and what other members say about you I thought you were totally gay because you support transgenders and butt fuckas like they're a near extinct species.

You are gay, right? If not, you may want to change gears and create a new persona.
 
Reading all your posts and what other members say about you I thought you were totally gay because you support transgenders and butt fuckas like they're a near extinct species.

You are gay, right? If not, you may want to change gears and create a new persona.

No, sorry I’m not gay.

I’m just not a simple douchebag like most of the peanut gallery here.

I’m a complex douchebag
 
No, sorry I’m not gay.

I’m just not a simple douchebag like most of the peanut gallery here.

I’m a complex douchebag
I can sense the complexity of deception as I suspect you're A-Bone in the guise of a stooge here. I apologise for the directness but time is always precious.

On a more detailed level, is this guy your father because you certainly appear to be a chip off the old block in every thread and I can't understand why,
unless you're closely related?
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I can sense the complexity of deception as I suspect you're A-Bone in the guise of a stooge here. I apologise for the directness but time is always precious.

On a more detailed level, is this guy your father because you certainly appear to be a chip off the old block in every thread and I can't understand why,
unless you're closely related?
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Ah another TGP castaway. That makes sense
 
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