The most OCD Craigslist ad I've ever seen

[romanianreaper]

Saw a drum set for sale on Craigslist and had me cracking up at the level of detail, etc. The last line is my favorite and is so horror movie....



Complete system.....all drum and percussion related items in the photos.

All Sabian cymbals are new....set in very good condition.....to much to list....will not part out.
Bass drum....Snares...Mid and Low Toms....Floor Toms...Top Hats....Crash....Splash...Stools...Pedals....Stands....
Practice Pads...Drums Sticks....Percussion Air Tubes....Chimes....the list goes on. Please refer to photos.

Set is comprised of Ludwig/Tama Rockstar/Grove. Set will fill a 8 foot pickup bed with a cap or large van.

Will consider a trade out for: US currency......14 kt. gold.....Sterling Silver or clean copper. Weight of items required will vary on what you want to use as trade. ALL ITEMS WILL BE TESTED FOR AUTHENTICITY and offers made on your trade. THIS SET WILL NOT BE PARTED OUT.

The Sabian cymbals alone cost $400.00

Viewing will be allowed on a given day to be determined by the owner. If granted a viewing, potential buyers must come with cash or trade items in hand and be prepared to remove. Buyers solely responsible for loading.

BUYERS MUST WEAR FACIAL MASKS WHICH COVERS NOSE AND MOUTH WHILE ON MY PREMISES. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Responsibility for any accidents to ones self or to the sellers property becomes the sole responsibility of the buyer.

 

[napalmdeath]

Responsibility for any accidents to ones self or to the sellers property becomes the sole responsibility of the buyer.

WTF?

 

[romanianreaper]

Responsibility for any accidents to ones self or to the sellers property becomes the sole responsibility of the buyer.

WTF?

LOL, exactly.

Murder by kick drum.

 

[errrrrl]

Hahahahah

 

[Monkey Man]

 

[romanianreaper]

I love the part "If granted a viewing" also. It is like making an appointment with someone to look over a large property or mansion.

"If granted a viewing, Jeeves will drive you blindfolded to a set location. There you will disrobe and rub oils on your skin before you are allowed to touch the drum system"

 

[sleewell2]

 

[Buckeyedog]

this is great! I'm thinking about selling my LP G0. I think I'll use some of these terms and statements!!! If you are granted a viewing................

 

[romanianreaper]

this is great! I'm thinking about selling my LP G0. I think I'll use some of these terms and statements!!! If you are granted a viewing................

 

[Buckeyedog]

this is great! I'm thinking about selling my LP G0. I think I'll use some of these terms and statements!!! If you are granted a viewing................

It must put the lotion on the skin before being granted a viewing.................

 

[bigman12583]

You have no idea how crazy some of these craigslist people are. LOL

 

[japetus]

FS: BOSS DD3. ANAL CAVITY SEARCHES UPON ENTERING MY PROPERTY ARE MANDATORY. YOU WILL BE SNIFFED BY 3 DOGS, ONE IS A DRUG DOG, THE OTHER 2 UNTRAINED. YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHICH IS WHICH. TEMP MUST BE BETWEEN 98.4 and 98.8 DEGREES. YOU MUST AGREE TO INSTALL RFID TRACKING DEVICE ON YOUR PERSON NOT TO BE REMOVED WHILE ON PROPERTY. NO TRADES, PLEASE.

 

[LP Freak]

He must be an attorney

 

[Goat]

1. He's preaparing for the planned collapse of the economy.
2. He knows a homeowner can be sued; should a visitor get injured while on this property.
3. He's paranoid about COVID-1984.

 

[romanianreaper]

this is great! I'm thinking about selling my LP G0. I think I'll use some of these terms and statements!!! If you are granted a viewing................

It must put the lotion on the skin before being granted a viewing.................

LOL!

 

[romanianreaper]

FS: BOSS DD3. ANAL CAVITY SEARCHES UPON ENTERING MY PROPERTY ARE MANDATORY. YOU WILL BE SNIFFED BY 3 DOGS, ONE IS A DRUG DOG, THE OTHER 2 UNTRAINED. YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHICH IS WHICH. TEMP MUST BE BETWEEN 98.4 and 98.8 DEGREES. YOU MUST AGREE TO INSTALL RFID TRACKING DEVICE ON YOUR PERSON NOT TO BE REMOVED WHILE ON PROPERTY. NO TRADES, PLEASE.

LOL!!!

"All cavity searches will be performed with an EL-34 tube. If concerned, an EL-84 tube can be used as a replacement"

 

[stratjacket]

Haha, I think a drum set would be hard to sell, but appears I’m wrong, sounds like he’s sitting on a mountain of gold. I wonder if the drum set is kept in a glass case with little art spotlights on it.

 

[romanianreaper]

Haha, I think a drum set would be hard to sell, but appears I’m wrong, sounds like he’s sitting on a mountain of gold. I wonder if the drum set is kept in a glass case with little art spotlights on it.

LOL, exactly!! Can you imagine actually showing up to buy the drum set? It is probably like the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" where you have to wear a mask and tuxedo and have to be invited by some secret group.

Craigslist cracks me up. You either get guys like this one or a guy that puts "GIbbshun Lest Paul rare, $10,000".

 

[scottosan]

Haha, I think a drum set would be hard to sell, but appears I’m wrong, sounds like he’s sitting on a mountain of gold. I wonder if the drum set is kept in a glass case with little art spotlights on it.

LOL, exactly!! Can you imagine actually showing up to buy the drum set? It is probably like the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" where you have to wear a mask and tuxedo and have to be invited by some secret group.

Craigslist cracks me up. You either get guys like this one or a guy that puts "GIbbshun Lest Paul rare, $10,000".

Is go in a mask and do a re-enactment of the nut sack scene from step brothers

 

[romanianreaper]

Haha, I think a drum set would be hard to sell, but appears I’m wrong, sounds like he’s sitting on a mountain of gold. I wonder if the drum set is kept in a glass case with little art spotlights on it.

LOL, exactly!! Can you imagine actually showing up to buy the drum set? It is probably like the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" where you have to wear a mask and tuxedo and have to be invited by some secret group.

Craigslist cracks me up. You either get guys like this one or a guy that puts "GIbbshun Lest Paul rare, $10,000".

Is go in a mask and do a re-enactment of the nut sack scene from step brothers

"Did I grant you authorization to put your nutsack on my drumset?". LOL!