The Tan Pants Portal has been unlocked

[VonBonfire]

And a Carlos Santana signature shoe has been jammed beneath it, that it may never be closed.

Tan pants? Yes, in celebration of uncle Waynzo releasing a special edition Klon OD and Bezos phaser obsession here is a custom mahogany Maestro of which there are fewer than 400. Only those able to scale the heights of the tan pants tone lattice will escape. Welcome to the vortex.

 

[thegame]

Is the thread title code for unzipping said pants and exposing yourself? Say hi to ChuggNorris in jail for me!

 

[VonBonfire]

Is the thread title code for unzipping said pants and exposing yourself? Say hi to ChuggNorris in jail for me!

We had several members post pics of tan pants that stated "these are just for work". Not everyone is employed by Target.

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

I am getting real fucking tired of all these tan pants threads

 

[VonBonfire]

I am getting real fucking tired of all these tan pants threads

Make an appointment with Dr. Z and take a few chill pills. Do I call in the heavy hitters?..... tan pants cave to @SmuggNorris do you read me Smugg?

 

[SmuggNorris]

I can't even tag Smash because of that garbled nonsense attached to the letters of his user name. My keyboard only does so many letters and symbols. Anyways, you should get a pair, brother. They are supremely comfortable. Make sure you get the length just a little shorter than you normally would so everyone can get a good view of your fancy new loafers as you step aboard your yacht.

 

[VonBonfire]

I can't even tag Smash because of that garbled nonsense attached to the letters of his user name. My keyboard only does so many letters and symbols. Anyways, you should get a pair, brother. They are supremely comfortable. Make sure you get the length just a little shorter than you normally would so everyone can get a good view of your fancy new loafers as you step aboard your yacht.

 

[JohnnyGtar]

But does that amp sound good for neo soul?

 

[VonBonfire]

But does that amp sound good for neo soul?

Couldn't say but it definitely screams tan pants. There is more mahogany and ebony on that amp than a PRS wood library model.

 

[rsm]

I thought tan pants always aspire to Dumbles?

At least a Two Rock, or Amplified Nation...or Ceriatone?

 

[VonBonfire]

I thought tan pants always aspire to Dumbles?

There are more pairs of tan pants out there in guitarist's closet than there are Dumbles to go around. Any number of fine tube amps are allowed on @SmuggNorris' boat during the yearly regatta.

 

[SmuggNorris]

A boat? A boat?! It's a yacht! Boats are for peasants, yachts are for the affluent.

 

[rsm]

There are more pairs of tan pants out there in guitarist's closet than there are Dumbles to go around. Any number of fine tube amps are allowed on @SmuggNorris' boat during the yearly regatta.

I did say aspire to. Most tan pants players may not reach that aspiration, such is life. But hope and aspiration spring eternal.

 

[VonBonfire]

A boat? A boat?! It's a yacht! Boats are for peasants, yachts are for the affluent.

So what you are saying is yachts and tan pants are for society's affluent while boats and blue jeans are for society's effluent?

 

[rsm]

tan pants tones; no tan pants

 

[VonBonfire]

tan pants tones; no tan pants

Ha, I love that demo. He's wearing skinny jeans and the amp has the correct cloth on the front. In conjunction with freshly cut hair he's probably one of those "aspire to" guys you were talking about. Even some of the most sophisticated tan pants players started out on PRS SE's.