Tips for YouTube gear reviewers...

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A couple of tips for posting gear review videos...

I don't really need to wade through 30 minutes of you pointing at the amp controls and telling me about every one of them to get to your 2 minutes of actual playing. Sure... if there's some special switch or knob that sets your amp model apart from the crowd, point it out. But I don't need it explained to me in slow, excruciating detail that the amp has gain, TMB, presence, MV, standby and power knobs/switches. I can look at the thing and tell that.

Just friggin PLAY the damn thing! And use various gain/EQ settings to show us the dynamic range of the amp -- don't just chug the brootalz for five minutes if your amp is capable of more. If you demonstrate the variety of tones in there, I'll know what the amp is capable of and can figure-out for myself how to get to there from here. Some of these demos remind me of a movie where it spends the whole length of the film developing a plot, but then sloppily wraps the entire movie up in 10 minutes like they ran over budget and had to pull the plug.

Also, if you're recording your amp turned-up even a little bit and you're using a cheap on-board camera/phone mic... the tone and feel of your amp is going to come through the same as a cheap Line 6 or Crate amp.

One more thing... BEFORE you post-up your vid, play your demo for some friends whom you trust to be honest with you. Your basement full of boutique gear isn't going to make up for your lack of ability to play even the simplest of ACDC songs without stopping between chords to reposition your fingers.

We're not all going to put-out Pete Thorn level gear reviews... but it sure would save me a LOT of time if I didn't have to wade through the videos of every short-bus-shut-in with a guitar and internet access. I'd guess that many exabytes of data storage and wasted video viewer's time could be saved by implementation of some of these tips.

Now that I've wasted space and time with my rant... peace out! :lol: :LOL:
 
And do more than JUST solo. Maybe some chords perhaps. Some riffs might be nice, something someone might play in an actual song.

If i wanted to watch a guy wank for 5 minutes i'd just watch gay porn.
 
Rezamatix":fbpkh68f said:
Well, since you're videos are so on point...I guess your in a place to criticize.

Killer in-depth analysis and counterpoint Rez. :thumbsup:
 
Rezamatix":1bc7nyim said:
gepetto33":1bc7nyim said:
And do more than JUST solo. Maybe some chords perhaps. Some riffs might be nice, something someone might play in an actual song.

If i wanted to watch a guy wank for 5 minutes i'd just watch gay porn.


Is that what happens on gay porn? I would never know.

And more nuggets of gold! How lucky do I feel today? :lol: :LOL:

Hmmm... me thinks that you worked damn hard to make this shoe fit and now that your toes are all smashed in there, you're feeling pissy about it.
 
I won't sit through an amp demo if it's all solos and blues riffs, no real playing. The same goes for generic metal riffing without any real chords. I also like a bit of talking about the features and history of gear. He doesn't do amps, but JustNick's pedal reviews and the way his videos are laid out are my absolute favorite, although I do wish he'd use some higher powered amps sometimes.
 
A couple of tips for posting your opinion on how to do gear review videos...

Shorten it up. I've not got time to be reading your minutiae.

Post up a video of how you do it. It would be more instructive than the yadayada and give the credibility that you tried to self appoint by aligning yourself with Pete Thorn.

Gear demos take a shitload of work, and a good dose of courage, so either move on or give it a thumbs up. Thumbs downs is for self loathing types, so if you are one of those, time to do start loving yourself a little first.

Next: a couple of tips on how to respond when someone else posts how to do gear review videos....
 
Sick Squid":2x3wcwug said:
A couple of tips for posting your opinion on how to do gear review videos...

Shorten it up. I've not got time to be reading your minutiae.

Post up a video of how you do it. It would be more instructive than the yadayada and give the credibility that you tried to self appoint by aligning yourself with Pete Thorn.

Gear demos take a shitload of work, and a good dose of courage, so either move on or give it a thumbs up. Thumbs downs is for self loathing types, so if you are one of those, time to do start loving yourself a little first.

Next: a couple of tips on how to respond when someone else posts how to do gear review videos....

:lol: :LOL:
 
Rezamatix":262ex9t6 said:
Sorry. The whole post was a pissy rant and just seemed to down on people that make home made gear videos, they are in most cases excited and just want to share.

Not everyone watching is a gear hero like you or I. And I would venture to say those slow and laborious explanations actually help a lot of people too.

I'm not a fan of those kind of reviews, but I also know I can just fast forward to the playing part and hear what I need, and then move on.

No need to bash the hopeful, everyone has to start somewhere.

:thumbsup:
 
I have to agree with the OP. I have watched demos where guys just talk the whole time and don't even really play anything. Frustrating. I think most of us watch gear demos because we want to get an idea how a peice of gear sounds.....
 
At least this wasn't another thread like, "Waahh, I got banned from the gear page. (I said some stupid shit but still..)"
 
Sick Squid":12zqja6i said:
A couple of tips for posting your opinion on how to do gear review videos...

Shorten it up. I've not got time to be reading your minutiae.

Post up a video of how you do it. It would be more instructive than the yadayada and give the credibility that you tried to self appoint by aligning yourself with Pete Thorn.

Gear demos take a shitload of work, and a good dose of courage, so either move on or give it a thumbs up. Thumbs downs is for self loathing types, so if you are one of those, time to do start loving yourself a little first.

Next: a couple of tips on how to respond when someone else posts how to do gear review videos....

:lol: :LOL:

Can you shoot me a video describing in-detail how to respond? Make sure to mumble and noodle around for a while so I have to fast forward to the good stuff.

The Pete Thorn reference was because he's the gold standard for how I personally like to see gear review videos... but at the same time I did in fact mention that level of sheen isn't realistic for most.

Got any more smarmy counterpoint to my smarmy counterpoint? :poke:
 
legend71":6mijghbl said:
I have to agree with the OP. I have watched demos where guys just talk the whole time and don't even really play anything. Frustrating. I think most of us watch gear demos because we want to get an idea how a peice of gear sounds.....

I had thought that was a pretty universal viewpoint shared by the vast majority of us... but seeing some of the responses in this thread I'm beginning to think that at least half the people on the forum enjoy watching endless pointing at knobs, followed by a minute or two of compressed-sounding clips from an overloaded camera mic. They must find this very helpful in choosing their next piece of gear.

Whatever floats your boat I guess... :rock:
 
Rezamatix":2kach5ye said:
Sick Squid":2kach5ye said:
A couple of tips for posting your opinion on how to do gear review videos...

Shorten it up. I've not got time to be reading your minutiae.

Post up a video of how you do it. It would be more instructive than the yadayada and give the credibility that you tried to self appoint by aligning yourself with Pete Thorn.

Gear demos take a shitload of work, and a good dose of courage, so either move on or give it a thumbs up. Thumbs downs is for self loathing types, so if you are one of those, time to do start loving yourself a little first.

Next: a couple of tips on how to respond when someone else posts how to do gear review videos....

:rock:

And yet more deep nuggest of wisdom from you Rez. Did I strike a nerve somewhere?

My post was just blowing-off some frustration at having to wade through endless videos on certain pieces of gear to actually get to a few minutes of usable video to make a determination with. If my irritation was somehow offensive to you, please accept my deepest apologies. I'm truly sorry for ruining your obviously busy day with my mean-spirited rant. I hope the trauma of it all doesn't stick with you for too long. I'm such an asshole! :lol: :LOL:
 
Red_Label":3d7mso4l said:
legend71":3d7mso4l said:
I have to agree with the OP. I have watched demos where guys just talk the whole time and don't even really play anything. Frustrating. I think most of us watch gear demos because we want to get an idea how a peice of gear sounds.....

I had thought that was a pretty universal viewpoint shared by the vast majority of us... but seeing some of the responses in this thread I'm beginning to think that at least half the people on the forum enjoy watching endless pointing at knobs, followed by a minute or two of compressed-sounding clips from an overloaded camera mic. They must find this very helpful in choosing their next piece of gear.

Whatever floats your boat I guess... :rock:

Not just you.

I completely agree. Most of them are terrible. Most people can't play and certainly most wouldn't know good tone if it kicked them in the berries.

You can usually tell pretty quickly if a guy knows what he's doing. I fast forward through most. :thumbsup:
 
dfrattaroli":nh5ouz0k said:
At least this wasn't another thread like, "Waahh, I got banned from the gear page. (I said some stupid shit but still..)"

This and lol at how this thread backfired
 
Sick Squid":gg4n7ih5 said:
A couple of tips for posting your opinion on how to do gear review videos...

Shorten it up. I've not got time to be reading your minutiae.

Post up a video of how you do it. It would be more instructive than the yadayada and give the credibility that you tried to self appoint by aligning yourself with Pete Thorn.

Gear demos take a shitload of work, and a good dose of courage, so either move on or give it a thumbs up. Thumbs downs is for self loathing types, so if you are one of those, time to do start loving yourself a little first.

Next: a couple of tips on how to respond when someone else posts how to do gear review videos....

^Agree .Yeah its much easier to Critique than Create. I'm also too self conscious of my playing and too lazy to put in the effort to make any kind of gear review so I don't dare publicly criticize those that do.
 
Laurens":u5tz4a0v said:
dfrattaroli":u5tz4a0v said:
At least this wasn't another thread like, "Waahh, I got banned from the gear page. (I said some stupid shit but still..)"

This and lol at how this thread backfired

I'd say it's running about 50/50 of commenters who agree more or less with what I posted. Not as large of a percentage as I'd imagined, but hardly a "backfire". But thanks for your noteworthy input. ;)
 
spliffsperlunk":14th2ncl said:
^Agree .Yeah its much easier to Critique than Create. I'm also too self conscious of my playing and too lazy to put in the effort to make any kind of gear review so I don't dare publicly criticize those that do.

I would just like less watching them pointing at knobs and more time actually playing the damn thing so I can actually HEAR what the amp sounds like. Crazy talk I know! "Crazy as hell!!!" :lol: :LOL:

 
Red_Label":bt2p0y6g said:
spliffsperlunk":bt2p0y6g said:
^Agree .Yeah its much easier to Critique than Create. I'm also too self conscious of my playing and too lazy to put in the effort to make any kind of gear review so I don't dare publicly criticize those that do.

I would just like less watching them pointing at knobs and more time actually playing the damn thing so I can actually HEAR what the amp sounds like. Crazy talk I know! "Crazy as hell!!!" :lol: :LOL:


Hey I hear you on some of the so called YT reviews , I've seen plenty that are useless and annoying but until I can do better I cant call them out like you have and now that you have you have to make a review and show us how its done . You've been called out! :D ;)
 
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