which of you likes sleeping with heifers? you know the big mamas.

[70 Mach 1]

you know the kind.
when they get into bed they make a lot of noise, the box spring creaks and you automatically roll into them by gravitational force.
then wake up to their flabby pale arms across your face. parachute sized bloomers next to your pillow and a bed full of crumbs and candy wrappers.

 

[jaxadam]

Just because she’s big doesn’t make her any less of a woman…. Just more of a woman!

 

[70 Mach 1]

and more of a pain in the ass

 

[demondestroyer]

I likes da women wit da big ole butts, they drives me crazy, dey makes me nuts!

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Why do you ask, Blues Power? You trying to turn out your wife?

 

[Lution]

I've heard that fat girls have soft pussies and smell like vanilla.

 

[Ben Waylin]

I heard they make the rockin' world go round.

 

[CrazyNutz]

I once had a shapely big girl give me a hour long massage, and then she wrapped it up with a roll-your-eyes-in-the-back-of-your-head BJ.

This was at an after party, after a show. I resisted at first, but she was persistent, I gave in no regrets

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Cushin' for the pushin' !

Body surf a fat one to climax !

I was once on top of a BIG woman pumping away, I then stopped and asked her "could I turn out the light?"

She said, "is it because you can't look at my fat body while making love?"

"No" I said, "it's just the light globe is burning my ass!"

 

[70 Mach 1]

I once had a shapely big girl give me a hour long message, and then she wrapped it up with a roll-your-eyes-in-the-back-of-your-head BJ.

This was at an after party, after a show. I resisted at first, but she was persistent, I gave in no regrets

That's crazynutz fur sure

 

[CrazyNutz]

Fat girls are like mopeds, they're both fun to ride, you just don't want to be caught riding one

 

[jaxadam]

I once had a shapely big girl give me a hour long message

What was the message?

 

[CrazyNutz]

What was the message?

The message was don't misspell massage when you tell this story

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Everyone of you guys had a heffer at least once. All guys have a story about the hot chick on the internet.

Look who's back!

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

One for ALL the Transgender lovers and supporters here.

All aboard!

 

[jaxadam]

The message was don't misspell massage when you tell this story

??

 

[paulyc]

Fuck a fat girl go to heaven !

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Fuck a fat girl go to heaven !

I thought it was only a community service...........Heaven you say?

Bring me all the fat ugly women's rights lesbian Dem chicks................because they're ALL FAT AND UGLY.............fact.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

“I saw you on the beach today
You looked quite thin but you were just far away”

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

“I saw you on the beach today
You looked quite thin but you were just far away”

This is no good..................need moving figures and pics Fella.