carlygtr":4hlaqis6 said:
FourT6and2":4hlaqis6 said:
For me, listening to people solo for 30 minutes is torture. I don't care about all the meedley meedley meedley meedley. I want to hear good music, not good solos. It's like listening to a pop singer do runs for a whole song. Who the fuck cares about that. People get all wet for EVH. Van Halen has maybe two or three good songs. And people really only want to hear that shit as a background track in a funny buddy-cop parody movie where a black guy and a white guy team up to kick ass and take names: cue the synth line from Jump.
Yngqie? Please. Nobody outside of internet forums knows who he is, let alone knows how to pronounce his stupid name. Might as well be called Nguyen.
Vivian Campbell? Devo had like one good song and they've held onto those stupid tiered hats for ever. Jesus, let it go already.
Jake E Lee wishes he were Ozzy. Because people have actually heard of Ozzy. Who the fuck is Jake E Lee.
Never heard of Nuno. Lynch is more shred wankery that nobody outside of internet forums listens to, Schenker sounds like a brand of shitty fake German beer, Randy is the creepy dude working the CVS pharmacy, and Ratt? Really... Ratt? I've never met anybody in real life that actually liked Ratt. That had a job and could support themselves.
You must have had an erection when garbage pail bands like Nirvana and other 3 chord bands arrived in the 90's. Finally guys who sucks ass on guitar could get in a band, sing about hanging themselves, while staring at their shoes
Closeminded at best.
After more than a decade touring as a guitar tech I'll say this. The greatest players in the world don't play out or have bands. Can I now call them wholly unsuccessful?
If you thought shred talent had anything to do with selling records or making money you are mistaken, right now some of the worst players are making $ hand over fist.
Professional bands do not make albums for musicians , they make them for money. The fans get what THEY can digest so they will buy it.
So make ART, or make a product, very few accomplish both, and when they do it's unintentional and magical.