Guilt? I simply jokingly requested, just like my first response to the OP. You're taking an obvious to everyone but you joke from someone that full well knows you aren't going to post anything and trying to turn it into something it's not. A lot like Dan. Don't be like Dan. Well, except in that he posts clips. People on guitar forums should be more like him in that regard. If he were to say, you should try this with your tone or I've had success recording with this method, I would be more inclined to listen, because he's a guitar player.
Anyways, same to you. Have a good Sunday. Sorry about the wife quip, that was being a bitch.