WTB: Toilet Paper

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Getting low.. Have some pedals as trade bait. Will not add cash.

3-4 ply only.
 
:lol: :LOL: :lol: :LOL:

Not sure if your joking, but Im trying to find some too. Who would have thought that the stores can keep almost everything on the shelves up to this point except TP. If I were to have made a bet, I would have put money can goods and other non perishable staples when this all started. Interesting times we live in.
 
3 and 4 ply only? Damn, you must be a big heaver. HUGE dumps. Aggressive wiper.
 
Couldn't believe it until I went to town last week & and every store was out of it. Guess I'll have to use a shit n' shower technique I guess Lol!
 
sutepaj":rqdh67j9 said:
3 and 4 ply only? Damn, you must be a big heaver. HUGE dumps. Aggressive wiper.
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The thin shit won't cut it. Just rips and makes a mess.
 
Seriously, though. Most stores have it behind the counter. Head to customer service.
 
sutepaj":1kvdcmmb said:
3 and 4 ply only? Damn, you must be a big heaver. HUGE dumps. Aggressive wiper.
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:shocked: More Pabst Blue Ribbon will thin out the mix.
BUT gives gas bad enough that Coronavirus bows to it.
 
MetalHeadMike":2ex3cjo1 said:
Couldn't believe it until I went to town last week & and every store was out of it. Guess I'll have to use a shit n' shower technique I guess Lol!
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FedEx told me they have seen more toilet paper sent and received that they ever have.
Like getting a Christmas Gift.


Don't you have like 20 acres to be able to poop outside?
 
Garden hose and good water pressure. Thank me later.
 
Got a text.....paper at Wallyworld........ 15 6 packs left when I got there....
I scored a six pack of paper...triple size rolls.......and two twelve packs!

:rock:
 
romanianreaper":21sxpqts said:
Garden hose and good water pressure. Thank me later.
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MetalheadMike,
that's just like an outhouse.
Not the first time you dropped camo to take a shit.
(Watch them Wolfs though)
 
Wash rag. Hot water.

Real men don’t
Wipe their ass!! :lol: :LOL:
Sorry. An old Navy quote.
Most civilians wouldn’t get the quote. :lol: :LOL:
 
9 trips (I have to walk) to the local supermarket so far and still no dice. That's a friggin month, man. :doh:

Ridiculous. Thankfully my 3-squares policy has enabled me to stretch my reserve stash thus far, but it's gettin' close. Peeps are gonna have to get over their TP-fetish hoarding; I just thought they'd be over it by now. :lol: :LOL:
 
Now that the snow has melted I went through my back yard and grabbed all the clapped out corn cobs I tossed over winter.

Drying them in the oven right now, will wipe my ass with them later.
 
..........and I thought up to now that it was only a German problem........ :confused:
 
I saw a documentary last night in which I heard the opinion of the Italians that it must be an Anglo-Saxon thing 'cause nobody who was interviewed had encountered any shortage of toilet paper.

Franco, are you living in Italy? Can you confirm that what I heard is true?
 
@monkey man: I live in Germany and honestly spoken: The toilet paper market is getting saturated...........So the world can go down, all Germans will die with a proper and clean butt......hahahahahahaha:-) :lol: :LOL:
 
Ahh... thanks mate. Hopefully that means the shelves here will be full again soon... :gethim:
 
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