You guys want to see the worst guitar ever made?

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Would be hard to compete with that one. The builder claims that his guitars are better than ESP Customs. His posts in the thread are hilarious. Even more hilarious are the videos on page 7 of that thread. :lol: :LOL:

Be sure to check out the phrase on the trem where it normally would say "licensed by Floyd Rose" or something. This one says, "rhythm in jump. dancing close to you." :confused: :lol: :LOL:
 
Wow.. I dunno if i should be laughing or what... I just can't believe that
 
cyndicate - The guys name is Eric DeVries. He's from Australia. :lol: :LOL:

bunghole - Diora Baird :yes:
 
:)

I wondered why I hadn't seen a thread about it over here. You guys should read the entire thread, it gets real good when they demo it and the 'luthier' starts replying.
 
The guy who makes the pickups is from my hometown. The guy is a great dude, but he's still learning and I hate that he works with such a terrible individual. The pickups are not that great like said in the video, but I atleast support the guy in learning how to make pickups. That being said.......that guitar is a joke and a half.
 
raginkjinn":3irzb77q said:
The guy who makes the pickups is from my hometown. The guy is a great dude, but he's still learning and I hate that he works with such a terrible individual. The pickups are not that great like said in the video, but I atleast support the guy in learning how to make pickups. That being said.......that guitar is a joke and a half.
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I'd say the pickups are one of the "better" parts about the guitar. I mean honestly, no pickups are going to sound good in that thing. :lol: :LOL:
 
This isn't a joke?? Someone actually built that and charged $1000??? :lol: :LOL:
 
'63-Strat":3pa00c2b said:
This isn't a joke?? Someone actually built that and charged $1000??? :lol: :LOL:
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Haha, it's very legit. The case alone was $100. :no: :lol: :LOL:
 
ha ha
why dont u tell the truth....

it aint got my name on it as it aint 1 of my top range custom guitars.
its a guitar built to a budget because u are to tight to spend anymore than $800

it aint got 1 of my custom made necks...it aint got ebony..my choice and it aint got my sinister pick ups and if u think im going to spend all my extra time giving u a shop quailty guitar for $800 you are full of shit.
Theres no dead frets as it was played continually for a couple weeks by me and others.

Take that guitar on stage and no $5000 ESp will come near it as far as matching it for what it was made for ..to be played on stage and until u actually do that...u have no right to make comments as u got exactly what u paid for..an awesome sounding guitar for $800 with an unfinished!!!! body.

U diodnt pay me to spend enough time to finish it....u didnt pay me enough to make a top range neck...u didnt pay me enough to use african ebony and u didnt pay me enough to use my sinister pick ups...and even after all that..the guitarwill still sound better live than any esp in your shop in a heavy metal band as the guitar was made thru an overdriven amp like a randall with no extra pedals or distortion aids.

Unmtil u put the guitar thru that test..u havent proved a thing..and i think u wont take the chance of doing that as it will show that my guitar will still sound better.

i know your only come back will be it aint worth it..but until u do it..u aint proved a thing....i never said i was going to build a shop quailty guitar..i said i was going to build a great sounding guitar...

by the way..how does a knot in the timber detract from sound...
 
watched all the vids and gave everyone here an on that board a good laugh!, the guy replying doesnt type in ANY form of standard language, he types like a wannabe chav on msn. seriously, WHAT THE FUCK!!! someone shoot this dick!
 
That thread is epic. Takes forever to read. I love this part, love the settings he gives for the Randall

"obviously u did fuck it somehow by tuning to E...thought u said u read the emails..i said to make sure it was kept in D.

Now to end once and for all the notion u think u know alot...u bag me for having my fixed bridges with the opposite angle...if u did know as much as u did u would have or should have know that seeing as all my recent fixed bridge guitars have the bridge recessed into the body so the the saddles sit the same height of the body as a floyd would when recessed you would have be able to answer the queation why the bridge was in the opposite angle to other brands..because it is set up like a trem and as u should know..but i doubt...theres no trem ever produced with a recess that has its saddles the same as a fixed on a les paul...so dont tell me u know your shit....

u over tuned the neck to E..u say u reset the trem ..did u reset the truss rod...as u say..i ahvent been fucked as u have already admitted u fucked with the action instead of leaving in D and then u aint got the balls to play it thru a amp which it was made to be played thru...and even match it with an esp as i know for fact with the way it was set up..the way i do it is completely different to other people and i know how that guitar sounds...try it live against and esp..u aint got the balls....play it thru a randall...the hammet one..u have 1 there..mr b told me he did...turn it on 10...full boar...turn the bass on 10 turn the treble on around 6 and play it dry..then plug in an esp and see how shit the esp sounds compared to mine....make sure u use a good quad box with proper 45 to 50mm voice coils and not the cheaper boxes with the 38mm voice coil speakers.

Thats what the guita was made for....then youll see the difference between the maple and the alder or bass or wht ever esp use...

but as i said..u wont have the balls to do that,,just to seewether im right or not....and keep it in D u twit!!!!!"
 
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