Monkey Man
Super Moderator
That's 'cause they're those newfangled stretchy-jeans lookalikes that're actually leggings, Dan.
Yum! On girls I mean, of course, but each to his own.
Yum! On girls I mean, of course, but each to his own.
Rottingcorpse.... will you be my life mate?
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Monkey Man
Super Moderator
Don't encourage them; they're bound to offer the "wrong" sort of tip. 
Mailman1971
Moderator
My jeans are so skinny jeans.....
I simply spray paint my legs blue.
I simply spray paint my legs blue.
Monkey Man
Super Moderator
... and then Marty sprays them "organically" for that "just painted the bedroom" look...
Mailman1971
Moderator
Poor Marty. I got him working the corner now.
It’s raining. Almost feel bad for the little guy.
Monkey Man
Super Moderator
Mailman1971
Moderator
He never came Home last nite.
If he don’t return by Sunday ....
His face is going to be
‘Have you seen me?’ On every single milk carton in the USA.
Keeping it forum rules
Gibson explorer
If he don’t return by Sunday ....
His face is going to be
‘Have you seen me?’ On every single milk carton in the USA.
Keeping it forum rules
Gibson explorer
rottingcorpse
Well-known member
Mailman1971":2myedjm9 said:
Poor Marty. I got him working the corner now.
It’s raining. Almost feel bad for the little guy.
I'm leaving you for Tom. He treats me better and has nicer gear.
And he waxed his back. I can't stand looking at that fur coat you wear to bed every night.
It's like the hair that used to be on your head migrated down the back of your body.
Mailman1971
Moderator
Fur coat??
You always called me you ‘fuzzy wuzzy’ and the carpet was your love handles!!
I hope you and Tommy crash and burn!!
So when you come crawling back...
I will use it against you!
You always called me you ‘fuzzy wuzzy’ and the carpet was your love handles!!
I hope you and Tommy crash and burn!!
So when you come crawling back...
I will use it against you!