Stupid Observations By Idiots!

[FokenBusker]

If your kink is falling down and hurting yourself, is every step you take on black ice a Freudian Slip?

 

[FokenBusker]

If you throw your meal up why can't you claim it against your taxes?

 

[FokenBusker]

Parents inevitably call their kids 'little pieces of shit' behind their backs, so with that in mind, when I flush my #2 is that an abortion?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

you don't play guitar if you don't post clips

 

[Ben Waylin]

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

I don't care what this thread is about, but that pic on the lower right doh eh?

 

[Monkey Man]

Parents inevitably call their kids 'little pieces of shit' behind their backs, so with that in mind, when I flush my #2 is that an abortion?

Maybe that's where the expression, "gonna drop the kids off at the pool" (for going to the can) came from.

Is that just an Aussie thing?

 

[Floyd Eye]

Maybe that's where the expression, "gonna drop the kids off at the pool" (for going to the can) came from.

Is that just an Aussie thing?

No. It’s actually a racist thing. What color is your excrement ?

 

[FokenBusker]

Maybe that's where the expression, "gonna drop the kids off at the pool" (for going to the can) came from.

Is that just an Aussie thing?

I'm sure people in warm US states say that, too. I could swear I've heard that line in lots of movies from the 80's/90's.




Another:
If cats can't be trained to stop being terrorists why don't we just send them to enemy countries?

 

[FokenBusker]

Newfoundland English (aka Newf) is so fucked up that I've had francophone people from Quebec ask me to "speak English."

That's when you know something's up.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Maybe that's where the expression, "gonna drop the kids off at the pool" (for going to the can) came from.

Is that just an Aussie thing?

What @Floyd Eye said, it's a racist thing. A lot of times people will say that with a reference to the "Cosby kids"

 

[Monkey Man]

Yikes. I had no idea mate.

 

[FokenBusker]

My kids would be white so I'll call em shit all i want

They don't exist so that makes it easier

 

[FokenBusker]

Orson Welles was a lowkey comedy genius

He trolled America on the radio with War of the Worlds,

And spent most of his career hammered AF selling frozen peas. His last role was as a planet-eating robot. Fucking legend.

 

[Ben Waylin]

I don't care what this thread is about, but that pic on the lower right doh eh?

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

big is better right?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I haven’t been to the moon so no one has been to the moon

 

[Ben Waylin]

I haven’t been to the moon so no one has been to the moon

I'm still not convinced Canada is even real.

 

[FokenBusker]

I'm still not convinced Canada is even real.

neither am i and i live there

 

[Ben Waylin]

neither am i and i live there

Can you send A-Bone money from there ?